go on son, you can tell me.
you see, when i was in the hospitality industry, as its so called, its oftne to encounter some drunkard being mr. superman. I found the best way to deal with them is a chair's leg.........smack on the cheek.
and from supermen they become docile puppies.
obviosly i always used that as a last resort, and my last last resort is physical contact. as soon as i get touched, its a BAM.