RJ would crack their heads with a ball peen hammer.
WrathfulDwarf would throw Batarangs at them.
Mywi would flash her beautiful chest and distract them.
BackFire would masturbate on them.
Bardock would take a giant shit on them.
Scythe would sic a goat on them.
Peach would take a picture of their dead bodies and make it into a cool sig with Photoshop.