Yellowstone is Rumbling

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
There is a good chance that a supper volcano will through enough ash into the upper atmosphere to send the world into an ice age. That is very bad news.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
There is a good chance that a supper volcano will through enough ash into the upper atmosphere to send the world into an ice age. That is very bad news.

It's okay. I'm sure a combination of nuclear weapons and masculine actors will save the day.

Yeah, if Bruce Willis'll be kind enough to deep drill a nuke into the core of the earth, detonating it by hand, blowing the earth clean in half, the problem will be over. There is no doubt of that.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
It's okay. I'm sure a combination of nuclear weapons and masculine actors will save the day.

Steve Buscemi isn't masculine, shit, Affleck isn't masculine either.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah, if Bruce Willis'll be kind enough to deep drill a nuke into the core of the earth, detonating it by hand, blowing the earth clean in half, the problem will be over. There is no doubt of that.

Can we send all the black, brown and yellow people to one half?

You mean the "blown-to-bits-until-nothing-but-an-Alderaan-style-asteroid-belt-remains" half...?

Or the "giant-lifeless-rock-drifting-forever-through-space-like-some kind-of-half-eaten-Croissant-floating-in-a-sea-of-horse-piss" half...?

I want the horse piss Croissant, personally.

Originally posted by Robtard
Steve Buscemi isn't masculine, shit, Affleck isn't masculine either.

I meant in a figurative sense, oppressor. Playing rodeo atop a nuclear warhead is about as masculine as you can get.

The world would be lucky of the Yellowstone volcano erupted, it would solve a lot of problems.

....Like having summers etc.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
....Like having summers etc.

It would fix global warming & over population.

Yet somehow Cliff Richard will survive to record another nauseatingly sanctimonious christmas record next year.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yet somehow Cliff Richard will survive to record another nauseatingly sanctimonious christmas record next year.

Idiocracy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

Heh.... Havent seen that....I'll have to check it out.
Thanks for the recommend.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081230/ap_on_sc/yellowstone_quakes

Over 250 tremors....?

This really doesnt sound good.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
....Like having summers etc.

✅ And pooping.

The simple things that make life worth living.....

I can honestly say that I don't enjoy pooping, but I do enjoy that "empty" feeling after taking a huuuuge crap. It brings a smile on my face and I want to just take a nap because I'm so relaxed and comfortable.

Anyway, yes, the massive explosion would solve over population and global warming. We could definitely stand to lose two or three billion people. (I nominate we get rid of the poor nad uneducated. 😐 )

Yep a great big dump is orgasmic in its enjoyability sometimes.