John McClane VS Martin Riggs

Originally posted by Robtard
Who's saying that, and as repeated, no one said Maggie Q's character is a ninja just because of one thing.

She did disguise herself as someone of proper authority and then shot two unsuspecting guards, now that's very ninja-esque, even you can see that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually, to quote Martin Riggs, "That's pretty ****ing thin."

WTF? Using disguises to infiltrate and assassinate is VERY ninja; your wiki links agree. Don't backpedal now.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF? Using disguises to infiltrate and assassinate is VERY ninja; your wiki links agree. Don't backpedal now.

You wanna talk about someone who might be Ninja? The blond chick from DH3. Or did she use guns?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guns. She used guns. Ninja do not use guns.

You wanna talk about someone who might be Ninja? The blond chick from DH3. Or did she use guns?

I obviouly don't think she's a ninja and I'm just having a piss over you not effectively countering my illogical points.

Ninaj are historically spies and possible assassins, so it wouldn't necessarily make her that more more of a badass in that fight even if she was one, considering she wasn't spying on McClane or trying to assassinate him.

P.S. My avatar is WAY better than yours.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BTW. I am watching DH4 right now, as we speak. McClaine just got knocked on his ass by Maggie Q, and he said "That's enough of this KUNG FU shit."

Ninja do NOT use Kung Fu.

Well it wasnt kung fu. It was a snappy umbella -non-literal-vague-dismissive appraisal.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So anyone who is a shadowy assassin is now a Ninja?

Leon?
Ghost Dog?
Stallone and Banderas?

No I didnt say you werent free to choose a non-ninja. Did I?

But if they are performing Ninjitsu feats, dressed in Black, from the part of the world that originated the art in the first place AND works as an assasin, but mostly the first point, then dammit, they are a ninja.

Originally posted by Robtard
I obviouly don't think she's a ninja and I'm just having a piss over you not effectively countering my illogical points.

Ninaj are historically spies and possible assassins, so it wouldn't necessarily make her that more more of a badass in that fight even if she was one, considering she wasn't spying on McClane or trying to assassinate him.

P.S. My avatar is WAY better than yours.

***** my avy PWNS. 😎

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually, to quote Martin Riggs, "That's pretty ****ing thin."

As wore that joke, halfway through LW, but then was dragged out through the series until you can stands it no more.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No I didnt say you werent free to choose a non-ninja. Did I?

But if they are performing Ninjitsu feats, dressed in Black, from the part of the world that originated the art in the first place AND works as an assasin, but mostly the first point, then dammit, they are a ninja.

Originally posted by Robtard
I obviouly don't think she's a ninja and I'm just having a piss over you not effectively countering my illogical points.

Ninaj are historically spies and possible assassins, so it wouldn't necessarily make her that more more of a badass in that fight even if she was one, considering she wasn't spying on McClane or trying to assassinate him.

P.S. My avatar is WAY better than yours.

But she is likely a Ninja, though. 😛

Or at least is very Ninja-esque.

She sure attcks with moves used by Ninja, indicating Possible ninja training.

Shes more ninja than not, Id say....

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What Ninja movie was that where dude goes ape shit and puts on green ninja gear and kills a buncha people? Then the cops shoot him, and a girl is possessed by him later?

Dunno.

But clearly that little girl grew up to be Maggie "ninja" Q.

Do you know what the Q actually stands for...?

From the 80's, that shit was dope.

Ninja in street clothes!!!

YouTube video

Wait a second....Dude chases down a moving car....Riggs chased down a moving car.......................see the connection? 😄

Ha! Thats nothing!!!! 😛

I chased a whole BUS down once.

Do I now win? 😉

I chased down an ice cream truck once, then discovered I didnt have any money, MAN I pwned myself.