John McClane VS Martin Riggs

Started by Rogue Jedi33 pages

Hardly, I am a HUGE Die Hard fan and I own all the DVD's. I have watched them several times, as I have the LW DVD's.

Here is where you are going wrong:

You are using McClane using a zippo to blow up a Jet as an example, when you or I could easily do the same.

I am talking one on one battles here, and handgun battles.

Here a few examples of what cannot be used in this thread, at least not with any validity...

The zippo blowing up the Jet

The car blowing up the chopper

Strapping C4 to an office chair

The SUV being used on a hot asian chick.....

Thread conditions are "Hand to hand combat, and a gunfight." ONE ON ONE.

McClane regularly gets his ass handed to him HAND TO HAND.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hardly, I am a HUGE Die Hard fan and I own all the DVD's. I have watched them several times, as I have the LW DVD's.

Here is where you are going wrong:

You are using McClane using a zippo to blow up a Jet as an example, when you or I could easily do the same.

I am talking one on one battles here, and handgun battles.

Here a few examples of what cannot be used in this thread, at least not with any validity...

The zippo blowing up the Jet

The car blowing up the chopper

Strapping C4 to an office chair

The SUV being used on a hot asian chick.....

Thread conditions are "Hand to hand combat, and a gunfight." ONE ON ONE.

McClane regularly gets his ass handed to him HAND TO HAND.

Yeah sounds like you need to do it more than "several".

THE AVERAGE JOE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT ON TO THAT WING...!!!!!.
HE WOULD HAVE DIED IN THE LUGGAGE ROOM OR SIMPLY BEEN FOUND BY GRUBER'S MEN IN THE FIRST DIE HARD....!!!!!!!!

YES! IT MEANS 1-ON-1...!!!!! SO WITHOUT MURTAUGH, RIGGS NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH LETHAL WEAPON 1...!!!!!!!!! 😄

Only in your world does "McClane killing the f***er" equate to "McClane loses in a fight to them."

Originally posted by Sado22
Maclaine thinks he's solo again in another hijacking incident. but he's not alone. Riggs is also in the building but unfortunately for both loose canons, neither knows the other is a cop and both are the shoot first, ask questions later variety. Both are armed with their usual Berreta92s and are on the top floors of the highrise. lots of cover.
OK, this part is simple. Two cops, both think the other is a bad guy.

there are two parts to it:
-gun fight
-fist fight
Yup. HAND TO HAND and GUNFIGHT. I see no mention of a chopper or a car. One on one, that's it.

who wins?
Judging from what we have seen in the movies, Riggs.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah sounds like you need to do it more than "several".

THE AVERAGE JOE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT ON TO THAT WING...!!!!!.
HE WOULD HAVE DIED IN THE LUGGAGE ROOM OR SIMPLY BEEN FOUND BY GRUBER'S MEN IN THE FIRST DIE HARD....!!!!!!!!

YES! IT MEANS 1-ON-1...!!!!! SO WITHOUT MURTAUGH, RIGGS NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH LETHAL WEAPON 1...!!!!!!!!! 😄

Only in your world does "McClane killing the f***er" equate to "McClane loses in a fight to them."

Riggs was an assassin, no doubt he was highly trained in stealth, do the math dude. If anything, he would have been even more stealthy than McClane.

And how would Riggs have never made through LW1 without Murtaugh? This should be entertaining.

1)Why you felt that first part needed itterating is beyond me, and I suspect either of us.

2)You see thats where YOU are going wrong. It is not about whether its a car or a chopper.
McClane uses whatever is at hand.

3)Thats just your opinion.

The evidence points to McClane being the smarter pick.

Besides. This couldnt happen, because the Martin Riggs in McClane's universe is just a character in a movie called Lethal Weapon played by Mel Gibson.

If you want solid evidence then watch Die Hard 2.

If you need me to cite the evidence, RJ, I will, then it'd be further indicative of the fact that a rewatching of the DH movies is in order for you.

Well..

*Sits back and contemplates the outcome of McClane vs Gibson* 😛

Oh! Wow! ANOTHER win for McClane.

What evidence? McClane getting his ass kicked one on one on a regular basis?

You make it sound like McClane is gonna magically whip a truck or car out of his ass.

What's he gonna do, staple Riggs to a bulletin board? Drown him in a water machine? Paper cut him to death?

See, when Riggs is fighting and he starts losing, he simply digs down and becomes more of a badass. He doesn't run away and come back in a damn SUV.

Look at the screen fights, the one on one fights, THERE is your evidence.

How many has Riggs killed with his bare hands compared to McClane using his bare hands? How many has Riggs killed with his Beretta compared to McClane with a handgun?

No, Silly.... He kills them all.
Riggs "also gets his ass handed to him regularly" by your definitions.

Only Mr. Murtaugh keeps rescuing him.

Really this comes down to:

Proven single handed MASS murderer of enemies... Vs Man who gets beat but cant pull it back without his buddy."

(essential character definition for any cop who is half of a cop "buddys movie" partnership and in this fight the buddy is gone.)

You SAY it is.
But its NOT evidence, is it?
As McClane has killed scarier opponents with alarming regularity.

Hold. I'll get you that figure.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No, Silly.... He kills them all.
Riggs "also gets his ass handed to him regularly" by your definitions.
Nah, I am merely saying that when Riggs gets into a h2h fight he doesn't punk out and go looking for a one ton death machine.

Only Mr. Murtaugh keeps rescuing him.
Murtaugh stabbed Jet Li, thats all. Riggs won the rest of his fights alone. Murtaugh just happened to be in the same vicinity.

Really this comes down to:

Proven single handed MASS murderer of enemies... Vs Man who gets beat but cant pull it back without his buddy."

(essential character definition for any cop who is half of a cop "buddys movie" partnership and in this fight the buddy is gone.)

No, it comes down to fighting someone hand to hand, one on one, which Riggs is far superior at.

You SAY it is.
But its NOT evidence, is it?
As McClane has killed scarier opponents with alarming regularity.

Hold. I'll get you that figure.

I say it is because there is no arguing it. We can see it, it is in the movies. Scary? Who did McClane kill that was scary?

You are ignoring the conditions of the thread, and by doing so, you are breaking forum rules. It's like we are discussing "Sub zero versus Jax, h2h," and you decide to say "Well give Jax a lightsaber and its FTW!!"

Right.

Lethal Weapon

Total Riggs kills: 17
Enemies shot and killed: 15
(1 guy's neck Broke, 1 guy Choked)

Lethal Weapon 2

Total Riggs kills: 13
Enemies shot and killed: 10
(Pieter got the container on him, 1 guy broken neck, guy in car explosion)

Lethal Weapon 3

Riggs shoots all three of his victims.

Lethal Weapon 4

Shoots all but one of his six victims.

Again with the body count bullshit? crylaugh

WEAK.

Die Hard:
McClane kills: 9

One by broken neck in H2H.
Two by c4
Kills Gruber by undoing Holly's watch.
The other five died of lead poisoning.

Die Hard 2:
23 kills for McClane:

1 Beaten to death and head crushed in the conveyor
1 by Iceicle through the brain
15 by Zippo
1 by pushing scaffold over on the guy
1 Wehn John Amos' character got beaten up and thrown in the engine.
19 away from 23 = 4 others shot.

Die Hard 3:

McClane kills: 13

shoots 3 guys in lift, (Fourth killed by McClane H2H making a thug shoot his mate ) Guy killed by McClane's cable, Head/door slam guy, crashed two guys in the pickup truck

thats 5 h2h or non-shooting: 8 shot.

Die Hard 4.0

McClane kills: 11

1 Maggie Q, 1 neck break on stairs, 1 Parkour hamster.

Leaving 8 shot.

SO it looks like Riggs like to just shoot people, by comparison.

Weak...???!

You asked ME, you bellend.. I answered.

"Oh no! Not logic an reason!!!!!!!!" 😖

Better just bury your head back below the sand.
But dont be surprised when you get F***ed up the ass you leave above it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I am merely saying that when Riggs gets into a h2h fight he doesn't punk out and go looking for a one ton death machine.

Murtaugh stabbed Jet Li, thats all. Riggs won the rest of his fights alone. Murtaugh just happened to be in the same vicinity.

No, it comes down to fighting someone hand to hand, one on one, which Riggs is far superior at.

I say it is because there is no arguing it. We can see it, it is in the movies. Scary? Who did McClane kill that was scary?

You are ignoring the conditions of the thread, and by doing so, you are breaking forum rules. It's like we are discussing "Sub zero versus Jax, h2h," and you decide to say "Well give Jax a lightsaber and its FTW!!"

Rubbish. Absolute bullshit rubbish.

I guess Murtaugh didnt shoot Joss Ackland's character, saving Riggs, then...?
Everybody knows that Murtaugh saves Riggs's ass all the time.

Why dont his scores dont reflect that love of H2H then. Looks like he preffers to shoot..

All of McClanes opponents was scarier than Riggs or his opponents. Thats all you gotta know. But since you ask, the Targo was nastier than anyone you could pull out of the Lethal Weapon baddies.

calm down you two.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Rubbish. Absolute bullshit rubbish.

I guess Murtaugh didnt shoot Joss Ackland's character, saving Riggs, then...?
Everybody knows that Murtaugh saves Riggs's ass all the time.

Why dont his scores dont reflect that love of H2H then. Looks like he preffers to shoot..

All of McClanes opponents was scarier than Riggs or his opponents. Thats all you gotta know. But since you ask, the Targo was nastier than anyone you could pull out of the Lethal Weapon baddies.

Riggs had just dispatched Arjen's enforcer, HAND TO HAND FTW, with a knife through his leg. Arjen shot Riggs from WAY off, if they had faced off in a gun battle.....well, you know. 😆

Try again, cuz that was FAIL.

Originally posted by Sado22
calm down you two.
Calm down? I am calm. Sadako? You calm?

I dont care about that trivial side point of irrelevancy.

My point remains standing.

Originally posted by Sado22
calm down you two.

WTF I am calm. And you have absolutely no authority over me.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dont care about that trivial side point of irrelevancy.

My point remains standing.

No, your "point" is in fact as irrelevant as it gets.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Calm down? I am calm. Sadako? You calm?