John McClane VS Martin Riggs

Started by Impediment33 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Back in the 40's, you would have happily gone up that big fat ass, you know.

You see right through me.

Colonel Stewart kicked McClain's ass in Die Hard 2.

Yeah he died from his Marlboro and gasoline but in h2h he was wipped.

Imo, Riggs would have wrecked the guy.

Hell yeah he would have.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Riggs lost one time h2h, against Jack Travis. And, if you recall, Travis was "One brutal cop, as tough as they come."

Funny, McClane is a cop and as seen by the various fights/feats in his four movies, he's pretty ****ing brutal and is time and again tested and certified tough.

Oh, Jack Travis is yet another opponent Riggs needed Murtuagh's help with, he tossed Rigg's a gun with the armor piercing rounds.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Colonel Stewart kicked McClain's ass in Die Hard 2.

Yeah he died from his Marlboro and gasoline but in h2h he was wipped.

Imo, Riggs would have wrecked the guy.

Stewart was some sort of military Bruce Lee wannabe bad-ass. Riggs would have fallen in the first round when Stewart had the knife, as Riggs isn't as savvy in fighting dirty as McClane is and his vicious 'bite the hand that offends you' technique, which saved him from a throat slashing.

Originally posted by Robtard
that gay-ass look
Originally posted by Ace of Knaves

I'm I wrong? They looked at each other like they'd rather be off in the back of some police cruiser making sweet love; we all know they've done this many a time, rather than going to get beat on by a lone Chinese guy 1/8th their combined mass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stewart was some sort of military Bruce Lee wannabe bad-ass. Riggs would have fallen in the first round when Stewart had the knife, as Riggs isn't as savvy in fighting dirty as McClane is and his vicious 'bite the hand that offends you' technique, which saved him from a throat slashing.
Riggs doesnt fight dirty? Dude, thats insanely wrong. 😆 Explain.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs doesnt fight dirty? Dude, thats insanely wrong. 😆 Explain.

"isn't AS savvy in fighting dirty"

btw, you shot yourself in the foot with the Jack Travis comment.

Originally posted by Robtard
"isn't [b]AS savvy in fighting dirty"

btw, you shot yourself in the foot with the Jack Travis comment. [/B]

Hardly, he was "As tough as they come." Plus Riggs did a helluva lot better against him than McClaine did against the Colonel.

I'll tell you what, wanna list each combatants HAND TO HAND history? HAND TO HAND only, so for example, McClaine killing frenchy by crushing him doesnt count, nor does McClaine using the SUV. He lost the h2h in those fights. ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hardly, he was "As tough as they come." Plus Riggs did a helluva lot better against him than McClaine did against the Colonel.

I'll tell you what, wanna list each combatants HAND TO HAND history? HAND TO HAND only, so for example, McClaine killing frenchy by crushing him doesnt count, nor does McClaine using the SUV. He lost the h2h in those fights. ✅

McClane is 'as tough as they come', he's been beaten severely and keeps coming back time and again, his durability is rediculously high.

Let's see, McClane dropped his opponent out of a plane hatch and then burned him. Riggs shot his opponent with a gun given to him by his better-half. Oh, I see a difference, McClane didn't need to rely on someone else.

Didn't you already do this with Sadako? Face it, McClane is far tougher, fights dirtier and is more ruthless. Riggs will tire or break his hands before McClane goes down.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane is 'as tough as they come', he's been beaten severely and keeps coming back time and again, his durability is rediculously high.

Let's see, McClane dropped his opponent out of a plane hatch and then burned him. Riggs shot his opponent with a gun given to him by his better-half. Oh, I see a difference, McClane didn't need to rely on someone else.

Didn't you already do this with Sadako? Face it, McClane is far tougher, fights dirtier and is more ruthless. Riggs will tire or break his hands before McClane goes down.

You are unbelievable. hand to hand. You are totally ignoring or you are clueless as to what a hand to hand battle is. Every time I explain it you ignore it or say some shit about McClaine's durability. A hand to hand battle is two people facing off and exchanging blows, once one of them disengages, the hand to hand battle is over. Almost every time McClaine kills someone one on one hand to hand, it is after he has his ass kicked hand to hand and resorts to using a truck, or a zippo, or some other bullshit.

Lets say that they are in a bare office, no windows, no desks, no chairs, nothing but carpet and walls. What then?

Think on it like this, Rob. You and I are fighting. You beat the holy hell out of me. You totally pwn me hand to hand. I crawl away and come back with a bulldozer and run you over.

Who won the hand to hand?

Think on it like this, Rob. You and I are fighting. You beat the holy hell out of me. You totally pwn me hand to hand. I crawl away and come back with a bulldozer and run you over. Who won the hand to hand?

but you came back and ran him over, and if we are talking about h2h and that part you lost, just the fact that you got a bulldozer and ran him over means you can beat Bruce in h2h. i'm surprised you still dont get it! *slaps RJ*

Lets say that they are in a bare office, no windows, no desks, no chairs, nothing but carpet and walls. What then?

he'll roll the carpet and blugeon Riggs to death! 😠
bottom line is McClane loses h2h but finds stuff to hit people with and that's why he pwns in h2h! why don't you get it!?!!

crylaugh Fanboyism, thats what we are putting up with here, plain and simple.

I think the trolls should get some time off or something, really.

i'm the thread starter. its just that this one isn't going anywhere is all.

It went south when some people decided to redefine what is "Hand to hand" combat.

they probably consider Street Fighter a h2h fighting game because in the bonus stages you get to smash the car 😂

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