Are you not in favour of 'Frankie Vaughn'* then...?
Models need to model.
Coke has to be bought and sniffed.
Faces have to be gotten out of.
And dignity standards must be lowered.
But I say no, becuase I can think of nothing sadder than Jerking off to Government-part-owned Porn.
They control the way you live, they take ALL your money,
and still constantly lie to you...
Then finally be able to have a hand in jerking you off almost literally.
It'd be like being married to your government.
There'd nothing creepier.
😛
* Rhyming slang, ftw (and its an asterisk, you smutty minded people)