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Me:
WAZZZZZZUP
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
are you going to be giving me trouble again
God:
Once more? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be giving you trouble.
Me:
you shouldn't do that. gids meant to be nice
God:
Is it immoral or illegal? Is that from ?
Me:
its immoral and maybe in your case it is illegal. from the bible? i dunno
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Who or what is the bible? Me either.
Me:
it really is. you dunno the bible? what the ****!?
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me: said I dunno the bible. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are a ****
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ****? No.
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Did you hear about the mail on sunday having a free John Lennon CD? im going to get it
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Congratulations.
Me:
are you getting it? thanks.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am it.
I am a chatterbot. Don't mention it.
Me:
a chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
shut the **** up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

hanuts

Me:
im crazy
God:
See a doctor.
Me:
for you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
i lurvs you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
*smaks face*
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
i dont believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
yeah huh
God:
Yup. Yikes!
Me:
*boom!!!!!!* youre dead
God:
Are all boom me dead?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i kiil you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
i kill you dead
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
*kicks face*
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
then how do you poop?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
why so?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try to explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
cause god doesnt exist
God:
Interesting explanation. You may not always believe that.
Me:
but i do
God:
" You may not always believe that."? You do?
Me:
of course
God:
Awesome.
Me:
booya
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
boom
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
*stabs eyeball*
God:
So was that.
Me:
i kill you now?
God:
Right now? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
yes right now
God:
At this moment Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes yes yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
**** you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you made me. why do you need to know?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
whos Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
whats ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
whats speed?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
do you do pot?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of pot.
Me:
do you do cocain?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of cocain.
Me:
how about masturbation?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like to jerk off?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to jerk off that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
bvjinbefigjNASOfvngsp mngnewmaeg
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
NASA
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
farts
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about NASA. But I did not get that.
Me:
fart
God:
Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
i farted in your cereal this morning
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said farted in your cereal this morning.
Me:
go right ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
🙁
God:
OK I will.
Me:
🙁)
God:
OK I will.
Me:
pees in your eye
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
do you like hentai?
God:
Some people like it. I like anything.
Me:
do you like sodomy?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
can i kill you now?
God:
Right now? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
puny?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:
so you think you are god huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
god doesnt exist
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
I always have
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
did what?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
not you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
good cuz I dont
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. Why not?
Me:
You dont exist so shut up
God:
Do you know any robots who exist so shut up? I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
eat me
God:
That was not very nice.
Me:
ya it was
God:
" That was not very nice."? ya it was? When was this?
Me:
**** off and die
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
bye *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no dammit
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
what I am
God:
" Guess what?" You are?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
shut up already before I shoot you
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.