Death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it!!

Started by =Tired Hiker=3 pages

I think this is a testament as to how bad prison food really is.

I cannot believe this thread made it 3 pages.

The actual puns were pretty sweet.

The other, fail jokes... not so much.

You have to actually point out the specific "jokes" that sucked for your comment to hold any merrit.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think this is a testament as to how bad prison food really is.

I never been in prison but i did a week in the workhouse that was damn good breakfast there! I actually liked getting up at 5 for that...lunch and dinner I traded out for tobacco..lol

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This guy should never teach kids.

He keeps eating his pupils.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im sorry. my gags just get cornea and cornea by the week.

😆

WTF?

I go to college in Tyler, and I know a few people who work at the east Texas medical center. shock

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah.

Kill this guy as quickly as possible.

Too much evidence, by far, to deny wrong doing. He also admitted to it. Just get him out of the already overcrowded system. No red tape. No institutionalization...unless the professionals say that something can be done to rehab him.

He's crazy, yeah, but is he sane enough to know he did something wrong? Sounds like it. He tattled on himself.

Still, just get rid of him from the system as soon as possible after going through a few evaluations.

Hey, if we give him enough time maybe he'll eat himself dead.

"He should have gone to spec-savers..."

Thats really sick and disturbing.

It aint "Days of our lives". Thats for sure.

Eye don't think he saw this coming.

Yup.

It hit him in the blink of an............. oh. 😖

His favorite movie: "For Your Eyes Only"😎

Some less fortunate prisoners in some of the world have the occasional rat in a sandwich.

This guy prefers a retina sandwich.