Highary

I've been trying to keep a diary (no homo) of all the things i think of when im high, they are very interesting

to me at least...

Anyways, I don't really care if anyone comes in here, but I sign on to KMC every time i come to work, and im basically on the whole day here so now i can remember.

Well, January 28th 2009.

well last night my dad took his woman to the hospital because she was going in to labor

so he brought his mother over to watch the kids, and i feel so ****ing uncomfortable around her because she only speaks spanish and i only speak english and she tries talking to me A LOT

so i just stay in my room with my friends billy and chos, watching dragon ball z on fades of course, even the fillers are amazing

so the next morning my dad knocks on my door and tells me i have to take my grandma home.. wtfffff

i wanted to hit it before work, and now an obstacle is in my way

took her home, she was doing the whole father son holy spirit thing about three times... i was like wtf? im going below the ****ing speed limit..

was so uncomfortable in there, she kept trying to speak to me, and she always ****ing asks why i dont know spanish and i always tell her CAUSE YOU'RE ****ING SON NEVER TAUGHT ME

she doesnt understand of course so whatever

had to hit it before work, i took the time i had to an advantage since i drive fast anyway.

went to wittigs house, he was asleep so i had to call him over till he answered

finally did and i said "GET OUT HERE"

he knew why, no need to explain.

he told me to come inside since no one was home. We only took a few hits from boka and that was all that was needed, i mixed the og kush with bubba kush and super hindu

the tRIIIPOODDDDD

that was at 8:10 this morning, still gone... its almsot 10:00

**** roland

You remind me of my friend Mirko. I kicked him in the balls so hard once, he couldn't breathe, but he was stoned so he forgot about it later. He's a total douche though.

cool man

amazing

I was once so high that whilst my buddies and I were making Kraft Mac and Cheese, my cousin missed the strainer and poured the scalding hot water all over my hands.

But I was so baked and I didn't feel anything. So we spent the next half hour observing my hand trying to figure out if it looked burned or not.

This is not about you uhuh

but continue

Oh, we get burned all the time when we hit the bong, since the idiots broke the glass piece they made another out of foil. Burns burns burn

Movies are easy to sneak into here.

Everyone that works there is younger than me and they dont give a shit

**** me?!?!!?!?

nah

Dude, this has to be your girlfriend.

Never, whats the boobssssssss

BEWBZ?!

🙄

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Never, whats the boobssssssss

i'll take this one though
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Holy shit, she has like 10 videos of her just doing bong hits

Chick is hot.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Never, whats the boobssssssss

I was thinking the same thing.

NO BEEEEEEEEEWBZ!

and blonde, crap blonde