Originally posted by Mairuzu
This is not about you uhuh
sadwalk
Originally posted by Mairuzu
but continue
This one time, me and my two bros were going on a joint ride late at night, so we pull into this neighborhood to light up a bong, so I tells the driver "Bro, park over yonder. Look inconspicuous" (or something to that extent)
So he parked sideways over a curb, up a hill.
stoner bastard.
January 28th 2009.
BOKA CHECK IT!
WOKE UP TO MAIRUZU'S PHONE CALL THIS MORNING AT ****IN 8:01.
***** SAYS "WHO'S HOME"
I'M LIKE "I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK."
CHECKED THE HOUSE RIGHT QUICK.
NOBODY HOME BUT MY BROTHER WHO'S EITHER SLEEPIN OR BEATIN IT IN HIS ROOM.
GET BACK ON THE PHONE,
"NO ONE.", I TELL HIM.
HE SAYS "COME OUTSIDE *****"
I OPEN MY FRONT DOOR IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WAVED THIS ***** IN MY HOUSE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
PUT SOME SWEATS ON.
MAIRUZU RUNS IN MY HOUSE AND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACKYARD.
YOU KNOW!
I FOLLOW!
BOKA HIT IT!
YADA YADA YADA
"OG KUSH BAW"
KILLED IT.
MAIRUZU SAYS "BONIN OUT"
***** BONES THE **** OUT AND GOES TO WORK.
MEANWHILE....
I'M ****IN FADED!
GO BACK TO BED.
BEAT IT. FINISHED.
TOOK A SHOWER.
GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.
GO TO MY ROOM AND I START TO WATCH A SNOWBOARDING MOVIE ON MY FRIENDS IPOD.
HEAR MY DOG BARKING!
GO TO THE DOOR
***** ASS BILLY IS AT THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR
NOW THIS ***** GOES TO THE BACK YARD PULL OUT THE BONG THAT WAS BACK THERE AND HITS IT.
I SAY "PACK IT UP?"
HE SAID "IT'S ONLY CRUMBS"
GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
GOT DRESSED.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND I GO WITH HIM AND THAT'S WHERE I AM NOW.
Fades is gone.
Originally posted by Wittig
January 28th 2009.BOKA CHECK IT!
WOKE UP TO MAIRUZU'S PHONE CALL THIS MORNING AT ****IN 8:01.
***** SAYS "WHO'S HOME"
I'M LIKE "I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK."CHECKED THE HOUSE RIGHT QUICK.
NOBODY HOME BUT MY BROTHER WHO'S EITHER SLEEPIN OR BEATIN IT IN HIS ROOM.
GET BACK ON THE PHONE,"NO ONE.", I TELL HIM.
HE SAYS "COME OUTSIDE *****"I OPEN MY FRONT DOOR IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WAVED THIS ***** IN MY HOUSE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
PUT SOME SWEATS ON.
MAIRUZU RUNS IN MY HOUSE AND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACKYARD.YOU KNOW!
I FOLLOW!BOKA HIT IT!
YADA YADA YADA
"OG KUSH BAW"
KILLED IT.MAIRUZU SAYS "BONIN OUT"
***** BONES THE **** OUT AND GOES TO WORK.
MEANWHILE....
I'M ****IN FADED!
GO BACK TO BED.
BEAT IT. FINISHED.
TOOK A SHOWER.
GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.GO TO MY ROOM AND I START TO WATCH A SNOWBOARDING MOVIE ON MY FRIENDS IPOD.
HEAR MY DOG BARKING!
GO TO THE DOOR
***** ASS BILLY IS AT THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR
NOW THIS ***** GOES TO THE BACK YARD PULL OUT THE BONG THAT WAS BACK THERE AND HITS IT.I SAY "PACK IT UP?"
HE SAID "IT'S ONLY CRUMBS"GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
GOT DRESSED.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND I GO WITH HIM AND THAT'S WHERE I AM NOW.Fades is gone.
Hmmm
I like this guy!
So, this one time, my co-workers and I took a house boat out on the lake and hot boxed the mother****er. We decided to eat steak right afterwords.
Nick, who is on the heavier side, was with us. While high, I noticed how he eats his food.
He'll take a bite, and while he's chewing on it he readies another bite on his fork and will stare at it with all of his concentration focused.
I point this out to the others and since we were high we all became mesmerized at this. We forgot about our plates of food and we watched him intently. Then I burst out "I'M GONNA EAT YOU NEXT!!!"
We couldn't stop laughing for an hour.