Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say a lot of stupid shit"I can't breath in this language" would be numero uno
Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"
I said: "They decided they needed a change..."
Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."
I laughed. Hard.
Originally posted by Scythecrylaugh
Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"I said: "They decided they needed a change..."
Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."
I laughed. Hard.
He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.
And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.
Originally posted by Scythe
He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.
😆
That would have been great to see.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no wherepissin me off
i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit
just one, snatch it from him REAL fast
anyway
later on in the evening, told me to take him home...
i looked at him awebrow
wtf?
no
got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep
he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.
sent me a text saying "***** move"
i didnt give a shit
then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That's ****ed up
didja kick his ass?