Highary

Started by Mairuzu95 pages

YOU KNOW

Hahaha, doncha love it when the friends are high, and they start saying the stupidest shit?!

"Man, I got hotels on mah feet, pull the f*ck over, it's Saturday...!"

I say a lot of stupid shit

"I can't breath in this language" would be numero uno

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say a lot of stupid shit

"I can't breath in this language" would be numero uno

Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"

I said: "They decided they needed a change..."

Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."

I laughed. Hard.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"

I said: "They decided they needed a change..."

Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."

I laughed. Hard.

crylaugh

He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.

And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.

Originally posted by Scythe
He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.

And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.

😆

That would have been great to see.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no where

pissin me off

i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit

just one, snatch it from him REAL fast

anyway

later on in the evening, told me to take him home...

i looked at him awebrow

wtf?

no

got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep

he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.

sent me a text saying "***** move"

i didnt give a shit

then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's ****ed up

didja kick his ass?

HAha im sure he didnt really piss on my car

oh lol

Even if he did i dont give a shit

Lul

I've been begging my mom to smoke out with me and she finally agreed

smoke out? I phrase it "smoke up"

Our hidden word is "sleep"

like, hey josh, wanna sleep?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Our hidden word is "sleep"

like, hey josh, wanna sleep?

ohoho code words.

we use strange slang we never say a second time.

like "Oh man i am absolutely rolling on granola right now"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I've been begging my mom to smoke out with me and she finally agreed

She must be real cool hmm

My mom is pretty cool.

Your mom goes to college.

**** you