Martin Riggs runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

OK 😂 whatever, dude.

Riggs clears it on count of being better at everything McClane does aside from getting pwned by little girls.

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Originally posted by Sado22
Mcclane clears it on count of being better at everything Riggs does aside from getting pwned by little guys with metal rammed through their guts.

😂

in 4 movies the closest McClane came to getting pvssy was holding Hans' hand when he was about to fall off the tower 😄

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He never held hands with Hans... He just undid the rolex.

And it looked like a Holly shag was imminant when the credits were rolling.

Plenty of shagging going on up until Die Hard 3 at least.

Hell McClane, being better than Riggs, managed to keep his woman alive for all four movies.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He never held hands with Hans... He just undid the rolex.

And it looked like a Holly shag was imminant when the credits were rolling.

Plenty of shagging going on up until Die Hard 3 at least.

Hell McClane, being better than Riggs, managed to keep his woman alive for all four movies.

McClaine: One Ho, average looking, divorced

Riggs: Ho's in different area codes

Yes. Dead hoes.
Because Riggs, in the words of that guy in Bruce Willis' 'The last boy scout', "couldn't protect a warm cup of piss".

Awwwwwwwww poor Riggs.

Wouldnt the nasty gang leave his women alonnnnnnne...?

The reason Holly and him were shagging all those years was that John McClane wouldnt put up with anyone putting moves on his missus, and killed everyone who ever threatened her.

Yeah, and Willis's wife in that movie was a cheating ass ****.

LOL True.

Different character though, there.

He was pretty badass though.

That nose uppercut was typically, brutal and brief.

yeah mcclane kept one ugly ass mangina for 2 movies.....and even lost that 😆

😂Yeah Ellis ia tappin dat shit now.

Originally posted by Sado22
yeah mcclane kept one ugly ass mangina for 2 movies.....and even lost that 😆

Ahhhhh but he still rules over Riggs "All my women die".

Riggs is a fail cop:
"Serve and protect...?"

"Served everytime he tries to protect" is more like it.

That was so lame I actually LOL'd haermm

Now now. What your missus says to you after youve given her your bestest sweetest lovin', has no place here....! 😂

Even lamer crylaugh

And theres definitely no need to bring up what she said when you tried to make up for it. 😛

Keep it to yourself....have some self respect, man. 😂