Spiderman vs Jango

Nah.

And, for the record, Venom is NOT tanking a blaster bolt from the Slave 1. Venom was incinerated by a pathetic goblin bomb. A heavy blaster bolt from the Slave 1, is designed to destroy starrships in one or two blasts. Upon impacting, pretty much anything in a ten to 15 foot radius will be incinerated by the ensuing heat wave alone...

IF Venom gets hit by even one shot he's gone.

EDIT- Just watched the Jango/Obi-Wan fight; I was wrong. Obi-Wan barely msised the shots from the Slave 1 by a few feet, but the resulting explosion barely singed his robe.

*shrug* There goes that theory.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Nah.

And, to be frank, Venom is NOT tanking a blaster bolt from the Slave 1. Venom was incinerated by a pathetic goblin bomb. A heavy blaster bolt from the Slave 1, is designed to destroy starrships in one or two blasts. Upon impacting, pretty much anything in a ten to 15 foot radius will be incinerated by the ensuing heat wave alone...

Venom isn't dead . . .

I'm sure.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
I'm sure.

Actually I can tell you didn't know, probably still don't.

Originally posted by Placidity
Actually I can tell you didn't know, probably still don't.

Wow. Congratulations. While you're doing your whole internet badass future foretelling thing, can you tell me if my history teacher's going to come to school tomorrow? I really don't want to do this assignment.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Wow. Congratulations. While you're doing your whole internet badass future foretelling thing, can you tell me if my history teacher's going to come to school tomorrow? I really don't want to do this assignment.

Don't know what you're talking about. If you're trying to bait, try harder.

Don't insult my intelligence. Please.

And, also for the record, before you accuse someone of baiting, learn the definition. There's a pretty obvious line between baiting and sarcasm.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Don't insult my intelligence. Please.

Why don't you say whats on your mind, and forgo the other stories (assignments etc).

Edit: Please.

Well, since you said please, sure.

What's on my mind right now is what I'm going to wear tomorrow. On the one hand it's going to rain shit bricks all day tomorrow, and it'll be cold as hell, thus, it would be logical to wear a rain coat or something. But on the other hand, my only rain coat is kind of dorky looking, and I've been trying to put on a good impression for this chick at my school that I plan on asking to the dance that's coming up in a couple months. So the question is, do I ensure my own comfort and wear the proper clothing, saving myself from a enarly ienvitable flu (which I get every February and miss about a week of school), or do I suck it up and wear some of my shnazzy stuff in hopes of impressing this girl?

That is actually the main thing on my mind. Everything else is just the usual internet bullshit shenanigans that you and I and everyone else has been through a thousand and one times, and is hardly worth fretting over.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Well, since you said please, sure.

What's on my mind right now is what I'm going to wear tomorrow. On the one hand it's going to rain shit bricks all day tomorrow, and it'll be cold as hell, thus, it would be logical to wear a rain coat or something. But on the other hand, my only rain coat is kind of dorky looking, and I've been trying to put on a good impression for this chick at my school that I plan on asking to the dance that's coming up in a couple months.

That is actually the main thing on my mind. Everything else is just the usual internet bullshit shenanigans that you and I and everyone else has been through a thousand and one times, and is hardly worth fretting over.

I actually didn't say please. But I can add that if you'd like.

I'd sure appreciate it. I'll pretend it was there from the start, even.

And, that was the joke. It was more sarcasm. Like a, "ha ha... you didn't really put please. ha ha." sort of thing. Like if you walked into your house and your mother yells "DAMN IT I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM YESTERDAY! GET IT DOWN NOW!", and then you're all like "Well since you said please..." even though she obviously didn't. Ya know, haha.

It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it.

Are you on drugs?

There is so much sexual tension in this thread you could cut it with a knife 😮

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Which one did you shoot on?

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Placidity
Are you on drugs?

No. Are you?

I think this entire forum is on drugs. Except for me.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
No. Are you?

No. Are/Am You/I?

Yeah that Spidey, he's sumthin all right.