Steven Segal Vs. Chuck Norris

WHO WOULD WIN IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF TITANS!

Steven segal with his cold expression?

Or Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse of death?

GO GO GO!!!!

I think Chuck Norris is way too overrated, and I saw this movie once where Segal smashed a computer monitor on a ninja's head and said: "Looks like you've got mail..."

SEGAL SEGAL SEGAL

Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.

However, Bruce Lee, FTW. ✅

Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.

However, Bruce Lee, FTW. ✅

Bruce Lee is dead.

Originally posted by Kosta
Bruce Lee is dead.

😆

This is a hypothetical.

Steven Segal. He shot kids.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

This is a hypothetical.

But the thread isn't 🪩

I really should have made this thread a poll 😬

I think segal for sure, Chuck is more of a tournament fighter where as segal earned the right ( the only white person who ever has) to train in japan for a license to teach traditional aikido.
By his very nature segal would be a more practical fighter.
Also the art of Aikido would be a fair counter to the styles of chinese martial arts which norris has undertaken.

Segal, no contest.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.

However, Bruce Lee, FTW. ✅

Originally posted by Scythe
I think Chuck Norris is way too overrated, and I saw this movie once where Segal smashed a computer monitor on a ninja's head and said: "Looks like you've got mail..."

Jesus christ, I mean really!! There is nothing that anyone can say that would prove Chuck Norris is a badder ass than Segal after that post. Way to muck up a thread, scythe. You could have waited a bit before you pulled out the big guns 😂

And to you people that may say, well, Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and almost won. No, he didnt almost win and secondly, Chuck Norris was in sidekicks.

Segal beats up aircraft carriers and kicks trains in their iron balls.He is also, Hard to to Kill. Segal rules, next to a van damme and sonny chiba

Originally posted by Kosta
I really should have made this thread a poll 😬

all v.s threads should have some type of polling structure

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
all v.s threads should have some type of polling structure

Perhaps a friendly, helpful Mod can fix it... if they can be bothered. Probably no point now though. I dont expect this one to last very long 😛.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Jesus christ, I mean really!! There is nothing that anyone can say that would prove Chuck Norris is a badder ass than Segal after that post. Way to muck up a thread, scythe. You could have waited a bit before you pulled out the big guns 😂

And to you people that may say, well, Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and almost won. No, he didnt almost win and secondly, Chuck Norris was in sidekicks.

Segal beats up aircraft carriers and kicks trains in their iron balls.He is also, Hard to to Kill. Segal rules, next to a van damme and sonny chiba

I laughed, hard. In that same movie, he threw a guy out of a moving train, and said: "Looks like this is your stop"

He's like the king of puns followed by excessive violence.

Mmm excessive and gratuitous violence.

Heres why Norris wins thou:
Brokeback mountain isn't just a gay cowboy movie. Its also the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard.

Originally posted by Scythe
I laughed, hard. In that same movie, he threw a guy out of a moving train, and said: "Looks like this is your stop"

He's like the king of puns followed by excessive violence.

Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?

Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*

A few moments go by ...

Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: I let him go.

Chuck Norris would whoop his fry-cook ass.

Originally posted by Forum Ninja
Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?

Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*

A few moments go by ...

Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: [b]I let him go. [/B]

Forgot about Ah-nold, haha! He is the king of puns and violence, Segal is the queen.