Steven Segal Vs. Chuck Norris

I thought that was how segal always looked haermm

Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.

However, Bruce Lee, FTW. ✅

Now way; I think Stallone's mom would win.

UGLY

Originally posted by Forum Ninja
Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?

Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*

A few moments go by ...

Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: [b]I let him go. [/B]

Tsk, that's still nowhere near as funny as Segal

Chuck Norris needs guns, boots and an arm to hold while he does a round house kick. Segal only needs peace beads and his hands to wreck your shit. Chuck norris is all gay and shiit. although, Total gym does kick ass.I'll give him that. Other than that, though, he is a massive failure as a movie character and a badass. Badasses arent nice, they are bad GOD DAMMIT!!!

Originally posted by Kosta
Bruce Lee is dead.

but out of those two....Chuck Norris

Anyone in this forum can beat Steven Segal.

Chuck Norris owns.

From what I can tell, Chuck is much more agile. Probably in better shape, too.

However, prime Bruce Lee versus prime Segal or Norris. 😐

Vin Diesil

I've seen Chuck Norris battles zombies. Yeah.

Originally posted by Kosta
WHO WOULD WIN IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF TITANS!

Steven segal with his cold expression?

Or Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse of death?

GO GO GO!!!!

Chuck Norris actually, you know, can fight.

Chuck Norris beat Gary Busey in hand to hand, so I'm going with Chuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSU1Lvxy9Sk&feature=PlayList&p=3F440A055810CEEC&playnext=1&index=72

LOL Superninja!!! Beat that!

YouTube video

Chuck norris would just be another cocktistic 😆

Originally posted by Toku King
Chuck Norris actually, you know, can [b]fight. [/B]

Dude, Seagal is a 7th Dan Akido master. Aside from that he has also mastered, Karate, Kali, Kendo and Kenjutsu. Seagal definitely knows how to fight

He's weak though.

Chuck Norris kicked a speed car and won, on video.

Chuck Norris doesnt move...
the Universe moves around him

There's no way I could say no to this.

Kobe Bryant. WITH the flu.

Well given that O-Sensei, Morihei Ueshiba, developed Aikido to promote peace Segal would surely have to back down and find a peaceful solution. Chuck Norris, pretty much ever the good guy, would be honour bound not to fight for the sake of it. Therefore my opinion is that they would go for a beer and kick everyone else's asses when the inevitable bar fight breaks out... 🙂

Originally posted by Baylin
Well given that O-Sensei, Morihei Ueshiba, developed Aikido to promote peace Segal would surely have to back down and find a peaceful solution. Chuck Norris, pretty much ever the good guy, would be honour bound not to fight for the sake of it. Therefore my opinion is that they would go for a beer and kick everyone else's asses when the inevitable bar fight breaks out... 🙂

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