Behold! The latest Canadian resident: Kram3r

Started by Röland4 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
Q: What do Obama and JFK have in common?

A: Nothing, yet.

crylaugh


I wasn't comparing him to JFK. crackers

Originally posted by Röland
I wasn't comparing him to JFK. crackers

Difference is, he's still alive. For the moment that is.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
california

Eventually.

Hey kramer.
You have to learn the Canadian national anthem!
Bahaha.
Get cracking!

Originally posted by Kram3r
Eventually.

Better...

Originally posted by Scythe
Better...

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Who will help me make epic Australian movie? crackers

Originally posted by MIŠT
Who will help me make epic Australian movie? crackers

Mate. Reckon you come to Sydney, shoot Aussie film, make profit. That or I dunno, Kosta? BecauseICan? **** who else is there? haermm

Mate, shoot film myself crackers

Originally posted by MIŠT
Mate, shoot film myself crackers

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

CANT HAVE EPIC AUSTRALIAN MOVIE WITH HALF THE CREW UP IN NO MANS LAND, I MEAN CANADA.ffuuu

Originally posted by MIŠT
Mate, shoot film myself crackers

You don't want my help? Well f*ck you then crackers.

Originally posted by Kosta
You don't want my help? Well f*ck you then crackers.

Have to make budget cuts with bad economy biscuits

Originally posted by MIŠT
Have to make budget cuts with bad economy biscuits

I'll cut your budget. crackers

Originally posted by MIŠT
Have to make budget cuts with bad economy biscuits

Good cover. biscuits

Originally posted by Kosta
I'll cut your budget. crackers

Sounds painful, I'm in biscuits

Originally posted by Kram3r
Good cover. biscuits

I know, I think he bought it--oh shit, he's still here, I mean, yeah.....that budget....crackers

Originally posted by MIŠT
I know, I think he bought it--oh shit, he's still here, I mean, yeah.....that budget....crackers

Dunno, fella has a bit of crook head, could be anywhere. crackers

Oh nice, take pictures with Irene!

If she still lives in Toronto, that is.

Be sure to drop by out west too.
Hope you enjoy hockey.

Re: Behold! The latest Canadian resident: Kram3r

Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, I'm speaking a tad too soon, but I filled out my application form. In a couple of days I ship it off and then I'll be in Canada, 2010. Am I awesome or what? crackers

Interesting. I work for the Government, this application form for temporary residency came across my desk this morning....

Name: kRemar
Age : noT shur
Nationality: Duh..cant you here my axxent mate?
Sex : yes pleeese! hahahaha.
Reason for application : becuz you bloody idiots made me!
Highest degree of Education : wut?
Destination : Furst I'ma go to the peeler bar and then I mite hit up one of them pharmisy's to get some cheap preskription medikation.
Please tell us about yourself : ugh, I just bloody did! nehow, I'm a super seksy dingo from down under who wants to spred the welth to the rest of the werld, one cuntry at a time. amirite????

DECISION
REJECTED!

Moose is hard...but fair.

Especially hard 😖hifty: