Behold! The latest Canadian resident: Kram3r

Originally posted by Moosey
Interesting. I work for the Government, this application form for temporary residency came across my desk this morning....

Name: kRemar
Age : noT shur
Nationality: Duh..cant you here my axxent mate?
Sex : yes pleeese! hahahaha.
Reason for application : becuz you bloody idiots made me!
Highest degree of Education : wut?
Destination : Furst I'ma go to the peeler bar and then I mite hit up one of them pharmisy's to get some cheap preskription medikation.
Please tell us about yourself : ugh, I just bloody did! nehow, I'm a super seksy dingo from down under who wants to spred the welth to the rest of the werld, one cuntry at a time. amirite????

[B]DECISION
REJECTED! [/B]

Originally posted by Bardock42
Moose is hard...but fair.

Especially hard 😖hifty:

You uh, wanna try to work your way into my country? eyes

Originally posted by Moosey
You uh, wanna try to work your way into my country? eyes

Uh...no way...I...uh...would like to take the application though flirt

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh nice, take pictures with Irene!

If she still lives in Toronto, that is.

Be sure to drop by out west too.
Hope you enjoy hockey.

L.A. KINGS FOR THE WIN!!! 13

Originally posted by Moosey
Interesting. I work for the Government, this application form for temporary residency came across my desk this morning....

Funny you say that because my application hasn't been sent yet and it's being sent to the consulate in Sydney, not Canada. Owned, mother****er. OH SHI-- biscuits

Originally posted by Röland
I wasn't comparing him to JFK. crackers

Originally posted by Barker
in b4 JFK is AFK

I GOT ACCEPTED I'M MOVING TO CANADA NEXT FEBRUARY!!!

Good Riddance.

I mean.. yay kinda

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Good Riddance.

I mean.. yay kinda

Why the **** does it matter to you? You live in the UK? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why the **** does it matter to you? You live in the UK? haermm

I live in the uk? is that a question? haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I live in the uk? is that a question? haermm

**** you. I'm a Canadian now, I have to inherit bad grammar. haermm

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