Is Scratching Wrong?

I scratched my balls in a public place and my girlfriend damn near took my head off. This is bullsh*t.

you slapped that ***** back right?

well that sucks
chicks can scratch their bewbz in public but a dood cant scratch his bawlz?
thats why i hate womencrackers

How much is she worth to you?

If she doesn't like that, it embarrasses the hell out of her, and you want to stay with her, then you have no choice but to shape up.

If she's not someone you want to keep around permanently, f***ing drop that b*tch like there's no tomorrow. There's far too many awesome dudes and dudettes out there to be fretting over bitches and a**holes.

If I'm itchy, I scratch. If anyone doesn't like it, I give them the finger. If it's an itchy ass or groin though I try and disguise it somehow or look for a toilet.

okay, I got no problem with a guy stratching himself....but I encourage that it`s done in a disgreet manor or somewhere not public.
I think it was the public thing that got to your girlfriend. Everyone may do it but no one wants to see it....kinda like hearing about sex and sucj

Originally posted by hatredcopter
I scratched my balls in a public place and my girlfriend damn near took my head off. This is bullsh*t.

***** should of helped you out.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you slapped that ***** back right?

I do it all the time.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
***** should of helped you out.

😆 😆 😆

Ken is one lucky dude. ✅

Whipped

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you slapped that ***** back right?

Nah, I'm not whipped. I usually burp, fart or scratch wherever I please. She has the same freedom.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
I scratched my balls in a public place and my girlfriend damn near took my head off. This is bullsh*t.

No, it's a good way to say howd-y.

What about ass picking? You know, like when your undies ride up your crack?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What about ass picking? You know, like when your undies ride up your crack?

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What about ass picking? You know, like when your undies ride up your crack?

Originally posted by bogen
For both cases i'd say buy better underwear.

You must go commando, then. There is no underwear out there that does not end up in your ass at some point in time.

I just had an epiphany: if you don't get underwear in your cheeks every once and a while, you must not have an ass. 😐 Amirite? 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
You must go commando, then. There is no underwear out there that does not end up in your ass at some point in time.

I just had an epiphany: if you don't get underwear in your cheeks every once and a while, you must not have an ass. 😐 Amirite? 😄

You'd have to have a sizable ass to cram that up there

ermm