Originally posted by bogen
See now theres a man of class.Wear these so you don't have to scratch! 😱
I have worn every type of underwear. (I even tried female underwear 😄). There is not a pair out there that will not end up in your ass. The only exception I can think of is commando. 😐
Yes, my ass is bigger than normal. I can't even pull up a regular fit of jeans over my legs...much less my ass. I have to buy everything loose fit. And, no, I'm not fat. 😐
Also, if you shave off all your pubes ever other day, you won't have to scratch them.
Also, boxers are the worst for getting in the ass. The worst are the silky expensive kind.
Very rarely do I get an itchy crotch. So I guess I don't have to embarrass my wife with that. However, I fart in front of anyone and everyone. My bosses included. 😐
I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.
Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm
Originally posted by bogen
I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm
I agree.
One of my old room mates would move around his junk in his boxer briefs after he got out of the shower. He did that for five or ten minutes straight. Seriously. I told him to fondle himself in his room. He would move around his junk, after a shower, even if guests were over.
Originally posted by bogenI shave for my girlfriend so it gets fuggin itchy. REALLY fuggin itchy.
I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm
Originally posted by dadudemonI went to school with a character just like that. Very irritating.
I agree.One of my old room mates would move around his junk in his boxer briefs after he got out of the shower. He did that for five or ten minutes straight. Seriously. I told him to fondle himself in his room. He would move around his junk, after a shower, even if guests were over.
Originally posted by hatredcopter
I shave for my girlfriend so it gets fuggin itchy. REALLY fuggin itchy.
Lol, you'll get used to it.
Re: Is Scratching Wrong?
Originally posted by hatredcopter
I scratched my balls in a public place and my girlfriend damn near took my head off. This is bullsh*t.
No dude, it's not wrong. In fact it's a birthright. God wants you to scratch your balls. Anytime you have itchy balls, that is actually God saying "whats up bro?" If you don't reply to God by scratching the shit out of those things, God will be offended.