Is Scratching Wrong?

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

This is why I wear boxer briefs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is why I wear boxer briefs.

See now theres a man of class.

Wear these so you don't have to scratch! 😱

Originally posted by bogen
See now theres a man of class.

Wear these so you don't have to scratch! 😱

**** that, I scratch when I please haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** that, I scratch when I please haermm
That's living the life. 🙂

F*ck this. I'm getting another woman!!

The right one wont mind.

Originally posted by bogen
See now theres a man of class.

Wear these so you don't have to scratch! 😱

I have worn every type of underwear. (I even tried female underwear 😄). There is not a pair out there that will not end up in your ass. The only exception I can think of is commando. 😐

Yes, my ass is bigger than normal. I can't even pull up a regular fit of jeans over my legs...much less my ass. I have to buy everything loose fit. And, no, I'm not fat. 😐

Also, if you shave off all your pubes ever other day, you won't have to scratch them.

Also, boxers are the worst for getting in the ass. The worst are the silky expensive kind.

Very rarely do I get an itchy crotch. So I guess I don't have to embarrass my wife with that. However, I fart in front of anyone and everyone. My bosses included. 😐

I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.

Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm

Originally posted by bogen
I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.

Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm

I agree.

One of my old room mates would move around his junk in his boxer briefs after he got out of the shower. He did that for five or ten minutes straight. Seriously. I told him to fondle himself in his room. He would move around his junk, after a shower, even if guests were over.

Originally posted by bogen
I'm pretty against the whole scratching thing, simply because i believe that half of what you see in public isn't guys actually relieving something it's them reminding themselves they have a penis.
Like i live in one of formidably warmest country's on the planet yet i don't get the urge to scratch more than say twice a day.

Maybe i just have really comfy undies ermm

I shave for my girlfriend so it gets fuggin itchy. REALLY fuggin itchy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
However, I fart in front of anyone and everyone. My bosses included. 😐
the lesser of two evils?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree.

One of my old room mates would move around his junk in his boxer briefs after he got out of the shower. He did that for five or ten minutes straight. Seriously. I told him to fondle himself in his room. He would move around his junk, after a shower, even if guests were over.

I went to school with a character just like that. Very irritating.
I used to say he never got over the fact that they gave him a penis that works for his birthday when he turned 14 xD

Originally posted by hatredcopter
I shave for my girlfriend so it gets fuggin itchy. REALLY fuggin itchy.

Lol, you'll get used to it.

Change your underwear if it does not stop try some cream then also its on the way sit and scratch not bothering where ever you are 😄

Originally posted by liebe911
Change your underwear if it does not stop try some cream then also its on the way sit and scratch not bothering where ever you are 😄
That's not the point. If a woman can breastfeed in public I should be able to dig a hole in my nuts.

haermm Damn dood, get some fast actin' Tinactin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Damn dood, get some fast actin' Tinactin.
I swear to god i'll never shave again. 😂

I got in trouble with my ex cause I accepted a girl on bebo in a bathing suit, I was like 'I can't help being sexy!' haermm

Re: Is Scratching Wrong?

Originally posted by hatredcopter
I scratched my balls in a public place and my girlfriend damn near took my head off. This is bullsh*t.

No dude, it's not wrong. In fact it's a birthright. God wants you to scratch your balls. Anytime you have itchy balls, that is actually God saying "whats up bro?" If you don't reply to God by scratching the shit out of those things, God will be offended.