Was Jesus a white dude?

Started by Grand-Moff-Gav4 pages

Could be anyone...

I'm guessing it is actually Pythagoras.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Could be anyone...

I'm guessing it is actually Pythagoras.

Print it out and take it to church with you and ask people. You will find that most uneducated people will think it is Jesus. People who are educated might think that it is Zeus.

It is only smart asses like you that will think it is Pythagoras. 😄 jk

I don't think anyone would think that was Jesus tbh...i really do not.

However, you prove nothing...

Some might say Santa Clause others Gandalf.

It is a man with a beard, a very very very common thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. White dude?

NO

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Print it out and take it to church with you and ask people. You will find that most uneducated people will think it is Jesus. People who are educated might think that it is Zeus.

It is only smart asses like you that will think it is Pythagoras. 😄 jk

Actually anyone with a little bit of computer literacy can tell you that it's Serapis.

He was Spanish, hence the name Jesus. lol

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Actually anyone with a little bit of computer literacy can tell you that it's Serapis.

Ya, I know. But I was talking to Grand-Moff-Gav. 😆

Man: Hey-zeus!

Jesus: Cool, ya got it right.

Man: Want some shrooms? Visions, ya know.

Jesus: Yeah man, I like that stuff!

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Jesus was a jew. Jews actually have relatively fair skin.
Doesn't look any different from normal white skin to me.

this is the typical jesus i've always seen. never seen a blond one and i live in california so idk.

Lol, that guy on the right with the gun is a modern day Peter, who cut off a soldier's ear trying to protect Jesus in the Bible.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Jesus was a jew. Jews actually have relatively fair skin.
Doesn't look any different from normal white skin to me.

this is the typical jesus i've always seen. never seen a blond one and i live in california so idk.

Nice try with the picture but you have failed miserablly. Those are modern day Jews of modern day Israel. After years of Jewish migrants from Europe and the US the majority of Israelies look (and in some cases sound) no different from Western nationals.) Now if you look at the Arabic peoples who have resisted inter-racial breeding strongly they fit in to a racial profile (darker skin, darker hair).

Lets not forget but back in the dark ages 99% of the population would not have seen a black person in their lives, so for the enforced faith (Christianity) to show their saviour as a black dude would have thrown the whole scam into tailspin.

Lets not forget the bible belt in the good old US of A, there would be civil war on unknown scale if A. Jesus was proven to have really exsisted and B. he was a black guy.

Originally posted by MilitantDog

Lets not forget the bible belt in the good old US of A, there would be civil war on unknown scale if A. Jesus was proven to have really exsisted and B. he was a black guy.

A) Most except that Jesus exists but B) they don't accept that he was some sort of man who was not a white guy. Multiple descriptions of Jesus in the Bible make it clear he is not white.

I'm not even sure why this is being debated at all 😆 .

I highly doubt this is just a U.S. depiction of Jesus (being a white male).

Originally posted by chithappens
A) Most except that Jesus exists but B) they don't accept that he was some sort of man who was not a white guy. Multiple descriptions of Jesus in the Bible make it clear he is not white.

I'm not even sure why this is being debated at all 😆 .

I highly doubt this is just a U.S. depiction of Jesus (being a white male).

A. People may accept that a man called Jesus existed, but not a Jesus son of a god who can perform miracles.

B. What on earth are you trying to say???

The depiction of Jesus as a white guy was probably started in early Europe and then passed on to the US.

Just to be clear. The Jesus character of the Bible would not have been white. Period

Originally posted by MilitantDog
Why does 90% of the Christian faith worship a white, blonde haired and blue eye fella, when if he truly was born in Jerusalem he would have more than likely had dark skin, brown/black hair and brown eyes (guessing on the eyes)?

Surely they are worshipping a false idol.

Ah, totally, that area back then was vastly populated with caucasians.

Originally posted by MilitantDog

B. What on earth are you trying to say???

The depiction of Jesus as a white guy was probably started in early Europe and then passed on to the US.

Just to be clear. The Jesus character of the Bible would not have been white. Period

No shit. Why are you just repeating what I directly said and other
things I implied?

Originally posted by Scythe
Ah, totally, that area back then was vastly populated with caucasians.

Sarcasm?

oh a new suject for debate.

Originally posted by chithappens
Sarcasm?

Alittle, all in good jest. I really don't believe Jesus was completely white. More or less the same skin color that was around for that time. I would think it would be sorta tan, brown. Not black, nor too light. That's just what I think.

G-SUS was an Arab, actually

Jesus wasn't white, he wasn't black. He was middle eastern and therefore somewhere in between European, African, and Asian.

There isn't any point in trying to figure out the exact combination, so what does it matter?

He'd probably look most like today's North-African Jews look.

Originally posted by cococryspies
There isn't any point in trying to figure out the exact combination, so what does it matter?

We have to know who wins.