Was Jesus a white dude?

Originally posted by chithappens
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

Come again, mofo?

Originally posted by Robtard
Wait, that would make God fallible. Why are the Moonites worshipping a god with faults?

Probably the same reason that the Norse and Greeks did . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Photographs exist of all three of those people.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wait, that would make God fallible. Why are the Moonites worshipping a god with faults?

they still believe that god is infallible, iirc

Originally posted by Robtard
He has stepped down and his son (one of) is the new Messiah sent by God to get the world on the right track (go figure). The chruch now accepts paypal, along with all major credit cards and money orders.

really? huh, I hadn't heard that...

that seems harder to explain than God making a mistake

during jesus time didnt the romans influence the ppl of shaving off their beards?

so wouldnt more then likely jesus be beardless ?

just a question nobody get offended.

Originally posted by MilitantDog
Why does 90% of the Christian faith worship a white, blonde haired and blue eye fella, when if he truly was born in Jerusalem he would have more than likely had dark skin, brown/black hair and brown eyes (guessing on the eyes)?

Surely they are worshipping a false idol.

someone answer my beard question..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
during jesus time didnt the romans influence the ppl of shaving off their beards?

so wouldnt more then likely jesus be beardless ?

just a question nobody get offended.

BURN HERETIC SCUM!!!

Actually, I'm not sure. At the time he was fairly counter culture and if there had been an insistence on people shaving Jesus is typically presented as the kind of person that would deliberately not shave.

he was olive skinned

Originally posted by Nactous
he was olive skinned

olives are black or greenish in color so i can only assume on one color from your statement that seems reasonable. 🙄

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
olives are black or greenish in color so i can only assume on one color from your statement that seems reasonable. 🙄

But the color olive is dark yellow or if you want to get really fruity "dark chartreuse".

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
But the color olive is dark yellow or if you want to get really fruity "dark chartreuse".

hmmm.. both colors seem very unlikely now that i think about it.

The modern day portrait of Jesus was "inspired" supposedly by an angle or group of them.
A lot of early pictures of Jesus depict him without a beard, wearing a crown of (Maybe ivy can't remember exactly from straight memory)
and weilding a magic wand.

Take from the cover of One Jesus,many Christ.

Jesus was a Jew, and therefore Middle Eastern looking.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Jesus was a Jew, and therefore Middle Eastern looking.

Being Jewish would probably make him . . . Jewish looking. Being from the Middle East would make him Middle Eastern looking.

And how were Jews supposed to look like?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
And how were Jews supposed to look like?

Duh!

does anyone else thing the big divine J.C. was beardness?

Originally posted by Robtard

Duh!

But as I understand, you guys in America have blonde Jews...and also, some African American claiming to be part Jew, like Whoopie Goldberg. Blonde Jews...pffft, whatever.