King Kong vs Aliens

Started by Final Blaxican6 pages

T-Rex's are overrated animals. People think they're badass, for literally no reason. T-Rex can not attack with their claws, they can't grab anything, don't have a sharp tail, cant't hit you. T-Rex only have one method of attack, using their one mouth. Crocodiles are a joke to anyone who knows how to fight them properly for the same reason. If you deal with their one mouth they're so utterly harmless that even drunk southern yocals can wrestle them and win. That's not the same for the Queen, who has up to four angles of attack, meaning that Kong has his hands full.

I don't think he can't do it, beating up bitches like the Queen is what he does best, but I'm just looking for a good counter-argument to that is all.

I dont think that many of its contemporaries found it to be overrated.

I bet they had to can it "daddy" as it smacked their asses and ate their young.

But I said people, not it's contemporaries. 😛

Kong can literally punch her scrawny arms off.

The only thing Kong has to worry about here is her mouth, the tail, and acid in the face.

Kong could probably rip off her tail. Though he may be stupid and try to pull a T-Rex and bite out her second mouth, and get acid.

But really, all Kong needs is one hit, and Queen is down for the count.

The Best the Queen can hope for is that either Kong is an idiot and gets a face full of acid, or the Queen manages to impale Kong through the heart with her tail.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
But I said people, not it's contemporaries. 😛

Well Kong still is too powerful for one Queen.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
I don't think he can't do it, beating up bitches like the Queen is what he does best, but I'm just looking for a good counter-argument to that is all.
He pranced around three (four?) giant T-Rexes while juggling Naomi Watts and keeping her completely unharmed. Kong's got coordination, and the Queen probably won't be able to touch him; it couldn't even hit Ridley in an exoskeleton. Kong's also way bigger, faster, heavier, and smarter.

Kong smash.

Doesn't count. White women added a +4 to his armor bonus and agility. Plus he got an extra dice roll.

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Stop trolling.

Shit, okayz.

Kong wins with headbutt + blunt force tauma.

I think Kong wants to avoid acid on the head/face. >.>

Kong wins, but he's going to be royally messed up afterwards because of the poison blood.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
T-Rex's are overrated animals. People think they're badass, for literally no reason. T-Rex can not attack with their claws, they can't grab anything, don't have a sharp tail, cant't hit you. T-Rex only have one method of attack, using their one mouth. Crocodiles are a joke to anyone who knows how to fight them properly for the same reason. If you deal with their one mouth they're so utterly harmless that even drunk southern yocals can wrestle them and win. That's not the same for the Queen, who has up to four angles of attack, meaning that Kong has his hands full.

Easier said than done.

If Kong can handle two large tyrannosaurus-like creatures, queen alien is screwed. Regardless of acid burns or whatnot, queen alien IS going to die first.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Doesn't count. White women added a +4 to his armor bonus and agility. Plus he got an extra dice roll.
😆

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
T-Rex's are overrated animals. People think they're badass, for literally no reason. T-Rex can not attack with their claws, they can't grab anything, don't have a sharp tail, cant't hit you. T-Rex only have one method of attack, using their one mouth. Crocodiles are a joke to anyone who knows how to fight them properly for the same reason. If you deal with their one mouth they're so utterly harmless that even drunk southern yocals can wrestle them and win. That's not the same for the Queen, who has up to four angles of attack, meaning that Kong has his hands full.

I don't think he can't do it, beating up bitches like the Queen is what he does best, but I'm just looking for a good counter-argument to that is all.

I think seeing how Kong was able to free himself from the grips of a T-rexs' bite shows how powerful he is. I mean, i'm sure a T-Rexs bite pressure is in the insane power category. I'm also struggling with why you think T-Rexs' are overrated. See, i think two T-rexs would murder an Alien queen. They may die in the process but there is no friggin way that the Queen would be able to free herself from Two T-rex's that have latched onto her. Her acid blood may do it for her, but she certainly doesn't have the strength or mobility. Look at the legs of the T-rex and then consider also, their bite pressure.

Kong isn't to stupid but he will still, most likely, engage the Queen in hand to hand combat rather than just crushing her with a big rock. Kong may end up dying from the acid but i don't any way that the Queen walks away from this battle.

We don't know that King Kong can "punch her head off" in one hit. Frankly that is just plain underestimation of a Queen Alien's durability.

What we do know is that the Alien Queen...

- Can impale Kong rather easily with her tail. It has a very long range, very sharp and the Queen has great control over it.

- Regular Alien drones had inner jaws strong enough to puncutre steel doors. No doubt the Queen could impale Kong's head all the way through.

- Alien Queen in AvP was strong enough to break Scar's spear after she got her head impaled. I don't know why people are underestimating her strenght.

- Is more intelligent. They are aware of their own acid blood and will use it when the opportunity arises.

Kong would throttle that Queen to shit. /the end

He's faster, more agile, and is a time-tested brawler. Probably stronger too, in the overall sense of things.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
T-Rex's are overrated animals. People think they're badass, for literally no reason. T-Rex can not attack with their claws, they can't grab anything, don't have a sharp tail, cant't hit you. T-Rex only have one method of attack, using their one mouth. Crocodiles are a joke to anyone who knows how to fight them properly for the same reason. If you deal with their one mouth they're so utterly harmless that even drunk southern yocals can wrestle them and win. That's not the same for the Queen, who has up to four angles of attack, meaning that Kong has his hands full.

I don't think he can't do it, beating up bitches like the Queen is what he does best, but I'm just looking for a good counter-argument to that is all.

It is believed T-Rex had the strongest bite of any known animal, so Kong shrugging them off like it was little more than a nuisance is very telling of the apes capabilites.

There are many links if you search; here is one.

We kept the muscle numbers down because we thought they couldn't possibly be that powerful, Snively said. A team at the Tyrrell museum has calculated T. rex's bite power at 200,000 newtons, enough for lifting a tractor-trailer-end snip

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
SO he's going to hold off sharp claw one, sharp claw two, AND the tail, AND the second mouth that can punch through steel, and still have enough hands left to punch something with enough force to take it's head off?

I hadn't realized Kong has somehow shrank down to the height of the alien queen 😬