King Kong vs Aliens

Originally posted by Placidity
We don't know that King Kong can "punch her head off" in one hit. Frankly that is just plain underestimation of a Queen Alien's durability.

What we do know is that the Alien Queen...

- Can impale Kong rather easily with her tail. It has a very long range, very sharp and the Queen has great control over it.

- Regular Alien drones had inner jaws strong enough to puncutre steel doors. No doubt the Queen could impale Kong's head all the way through.

- Alien Queen in AvP was strong enough to break Scar's spear after she got her head impaled. I don't know why people are underestimating her strenght.

- Is more intelligent. They are aware of their own acid blood and will use it when the opportunity arises.

Alien Drones also were shown despite their comparative size being able to slash the queen open themselves (In order to set her free) in AVP.

The attack tongue's range isnt enough to seriously mess Kong up.
And by the time shes in range to use it shes"brown fu*king bread"
And its a moot point as it as well the queens face would be gone right from the outset, anyhow. 🙂

Intelligence is only relevant when you still have a head. See above.
Since this two arent facing each other in a chess match, or trying to solve FLT travel equations the relevancy is limited to who will have their head punched off first, and that, of course will be the Queen.

Not to mention the queen's "durability" again being shown again in Alien Resurrection where one right hand from the Ripleybaby smashed the queen's face clean off.

Kong is way bigger, stronger, punches harder/faster than that Ripley baby.

Ergo: Kong for the definite win.

Setting matters. If there's anything lying around that Kong can pick up, consider this a stomp.

Well... More of a stomp..anyhows.

In AVP, remember when one of the Predator's grabbed a Xeno by the tail and swung it around like a haymaker-yoyo?

That is what Kong does to the queen.

Before beating it unconcious and penatrating it anally, of course.

Kong would probably only have like a 10 inch penis, might not be enough for the Alien Queen to notice, then again, I know nothing of the Xenomorph's anal structure. *goes Goggling*

I bet it did Naomi Watt's characters anal structure though. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Robtard
In AVP, remember when one of the Predator's grabbed a Xeno by the tail and swung it around like a haymaker-yoyo?

That is what Kong does to the queen.

by two fingers

because i still have'nt seen where Kong has been Shrank down in size.

Aliens for some reason never win. I'll go with the African.

Thats a bit racist.

I think Kong would win, the alien Queens have always been delicate creatures, not soldiers like drones and runners.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats a bit racist.

Gorillas are native to equatorial Africa, haven't you watched 'Captain Ron'?

Originally posted by Robtard
Gorillas are native to equatorial Africa, haven't you watched 'Captain Ron'?

He must be Mexican.

Originally posted by Placidity
We don't know that King Kong can "punch her head off" in one hit. Frankly that is just plain underestimation of a Queen Alien's durability.

What we do know is that the Alien Queen...

- Can impale Kong rather easily with her tail. It has a very long range, very sharp and the Queen has great control over it.

- Regular Alien drones had inner jaws strong enough to puncutre steel doors. No doubt the Queen could impale Kong's head all the way through.

- Alien Queen in AvP was strong enough to break Scar's spear after she got her head impaled. I don't know why people are underestimating her strenght.

- Is more intelligent. They are aware of their own acid blood and will use it when the opportunity arises.

I get ya dude, but Kong just needs to do a monkey smash and its all over for the queen. The queen doesn't come close to matching Kongs size and his speed and for agility, well, Kong is in a class of his own in that department.

Kong is Power, muscle and speed. The queen is cold, calculating and sharp but also very brittle and limited in speed and mobility. Kong is a giant friggin gorilla, THe Alien Queen struggles to walk with her head held high. You gotta see me on this one brotha. Monkey's aren't stupid, as King Kong has shown us. You can't side with the cold hearted biitch over the big misunderstood monkey. 😆

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
THe Alien Queen struggles to walk with her head held high. You gotta see me on this one brotha.

Disagree 🙁

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Kong is at least 3 times bigger, he's faster, stronger, as he tosses fully grown T-Rexs about and has a nice reach with those long monkey arms.

He grabs her tail after she sticks him with it a bit and proceeds to beat her to death via wild-monkey swings.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kong is at least 3 times bigger

Only about 2 times taller.

Originally posted by Placidity
Only about 2 times taller.

Either way, he easily has 10 tons on the skinny *****.

edit: He looks WAY bigger. As he stockier and more heavily muscled than a regular gorilla, size aside.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kong is at least 3 times bigger, he's faster, stronger, as he tosses fully grown T-Rexs about and has a nice reach with those long monkey arms.

He grabs her tail after she sticks him with it a bit and proceeds to beat her to death via wild-monkey swings.

One stab with her tail wouldn't "stick him a bit". It would impale whatever part of him it hit, effortlessly and instantly. Meaning he could lose a lung or a brain ten seconds into the fight.

The Queen apparently doesn't need a brain to function. ermm

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
One stab with her tail wouldn't "stick him a bit". It would impale whatever part of him it hit, effortlessly and instantly. Meaning he could lose a lung or a brain ten seconds into the fight.

The Queen apparently doesn't need a brain to function. ermm

Dude, while that tail is formidable agains smaller opponets, it's fairly small compared to Kong's great size. Might I also remind you that a T-Rex bite didn't do much but a flesh wound to the ape.

She does need an intact and non-shattered body though, I'd assume.