Originally posted by Mindshipim guessing your one of those that has a poster on the wall of 15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman
RULES1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. No male is allowed to know the rules.
3. If the Female ever suspects that the male knows some or all of the rules, she can change them.
4. The Female is never wrong.
5. If the Female ever appears to be wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding by the male.
6. The Female may change her mind at any time.
7. The male may never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
8. The Female may become angry or upset at any time.
9. If rules 5 or 8 apply, the male must apologize.-- As best as I remember them, source unknown. They've been around since I was a youngin.