Hello, I was going to start a thread to sniff out the retards but it looks as though they single themselves out here. Thanks for making it easy on us Talion Justice!! (go ahead and type away at your keyboard for all its worth or light a million candles or make voodoo dolls but no matter what you do, my soul is staying with me, baby!!)
What a way to "introduce" yourself with a positive note!
Anyhow, hello and welcome...I am new myself but don't worry, if you're a "baddie" I wont take your soul.......... I will just piss into the dirt, make a little brown statue of you from the mud and after letting it dry for 2 days I will take a live plucked chicken and sit it in a circle with your statue. Through incantations and pinch of onion powder I will call on the demon Xlobeous to .......cook me up some fried chicken! Yeeehaaa! (That onion powder makes it taste nice). The urine/mud you will make a nice dirt clod to throw at any stray dogs that come sniffing around my house. But, if you are not a baddie then no fried chicken for me and no peepee dirt man to throw around.
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