What little things piss you off?

Started by Rogue Jedi8 pages

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts

None of that sh*t with me. I come from my Dad's side of the family.

Finger lickers. Lip Smackers. People who sip coffee loudly and go AAAHHHHH after each sip.

Men who say women should not fart or burp.
People who talk ALL during a movie when you're at the movie theater.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Finger lickers. Lip Smackers. People who sip coffee loudly and go AAAHHHHH after each sip.

Guilty of the last one on a few occassions. crylaugh

**** that, women who fart and burp are a turn on to me. But then again, I am a ****ing weirdo.

And agreed on the movie talkers.

People who wash/wipe off a can of soda before drinking it.

women that fart, people against weed

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** that, women who fart and burp are a turn on to me. But then again, I am a ****ing weirdo.

And agreed on the movie talkers.


Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat!

People who alphabetize their dvds/cds and color coodinate their clothes hanging up in their closet.

Oh, wait. I do that. 🥷

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat!

Tell that to my wife who has no problem in releasing her noxious ass gas that, in my opinion, could be bottled in concentrated form and used in warfare.

most women in general

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat!

Women have gas, just like men, I believe in equality of the sexes. I say if a woman has to fart, let 'er rip.

Hell, last night I told the female I was training on the job to pull my finger. And she DID. 😈

When dealers give you only 1 gram for 20 bucks

Originally posted by Impediment
People who alphabetize their dvds

Oh, wait. [b]I do that. 🥷 [/B]

Me too, and by genre 😂

When Billy tells me to pack up boka

Farting and belching does annoy me at times. I go out of my way to not fart in company, and when I'm in some waiting room and this fat guy comes in and just let's one rip, it can ruin my day.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
When dealers give you only 1 gram for 20 bucks

WTF?

Yea, i dont like when women fart because who knows if my penis is in there or not, you know?

That can explode my penis if they fart, id be to scared to enter again.

Originally posted by Slay
WTF?
california

When an atheist/agnostic will openly discuss UFO's, bigfoot and alien autopsies, but when I bring up Jesus, they put their hands on their ears and go NANANANANANANANA......

Originally posted by Mairuzu
california

California here we come
Right back where we started from

Californiaaa
Weeyoweeehhhhh-heeeehhhh
Wohohoho

*piano*dududumdumdumdumdumdumdidumdidumdidum*piano*