What little things piss you off?

Started by Impediment8 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When an atheist/agnostic will openly discuss UFO's, bigfoot and alien autopsies, but when I bring up Jesus, they put their hands on their ears and go NANANANANANANANA......

Really? People like that are dumb asses.

Originally posted by Impediment
Really? People like that are dumb asses.
Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?

HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?

Well, really, Jesus.

But I agree on the acting like a child part and that.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song

STFU.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song


It ruined California for me.

Me too, and its a great place.

Originally posted by Slay
Well, really, Jesus.

But I agree on the acting like a child part and that.

Indeed. Whats the harm in discussing it? Hell, I discuss Satanism on occasion with some dude I know who "claims" to be a satanist.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tell that to my wife who has no problem in releasing her noxious ass gas that, in my opinion, could be bottled in concentrated form and used in warfare.

I know.
I believe she and I have talked about that at one point or another.
She does not come off as the "hold in your fart" type anyway.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Women have gas, just like men, I believe in equality of the sexes. I say if a woman has to fart, let 'er rip.

Hell, last night I told the female I was training on the job to pull my finger. And she DID. 😈


We need more men with that train of thought.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Me too, and its a great place.

Only been to LA once.

But the OC and that song ruined a lot of things for me.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean

We need more men with that train of thought.

And we need more women who will let the flatulence fly when they feel like it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And we need more women who will let the flatulence fly when they feel like it.

Personally, as immature as it may sound, I think it's hilarious as long as it doesn't send us gagging out of the room. In my near 20 years of existence I have truly heard some of the funniest farts ever. Lol.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thats ****ing stupid

Example A, B, and C.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Personally, as immature as it may sound, I think it's hilarious as long as it doesn't send us gagging out of the room. In my near 20 years of existence I have truly heard some of the funniest farts ever. Lol.
The best ones are when you are sitting in a hard plastic chair, the fart like reverberates off the plastic haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The best ones are when you are sitting in a hard plastic chair, the fart like reverberates off the plastic haermm

Or on metal.
It vibrates and makes an even larger, deeper sound.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Or on metal.
It vibrates and makes an even larger, deeper sound.
The chairs in my high school were the best. Good times............They made the fart go from "vrraapp" to "VVVRRAAPPPPP" haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?

Jesus.

See? haermm

haermm

I'll believe what I want. At least I don't try to press my beliefs on others.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See? haermm

Well technically we KNOW UFO's exist, but not the extent of them.

A UFO is an unidentified flying object, which could be someone throwing a frisbee way up in the air and someone turns to see it and doesn't know what it is. To them, it is a UFO.