KMC's FML Thread

Started by the.kenzo11 pages

Originally posted by Slay
I have to wait for oms eguy to come on MSN to send me a file I then need to but about 5 hours (I estimate) of work in, which I need to hand in on Friday, or I'm screwed, but the guy is nowhere to be found and I won't have time to work on it tomorrow or Tuesday.

FML

You drunk?

Originally posted by the.kenzo
You drunk?

Yeah, let's assume I'm drunk because I was typing in a rush and didn't notice my typos and grammatical errors. No really, let's.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, let's assume I'm drunk because I was typing in a rush and didn't notice my typos and grammatical errors. No really, let's.

Done did.

I love FML

Originally posted by ArgyleSocker
I love FML
FML

If i far here its safe, but if it turns out to be poop im ****ed.

If i get up to go poop, i might fart on the way there while walking.

FML

I'm sick.

FML

A Big Giant One.

You bastard.

working till 9pm on a friday...FML

I'm absolutely skint until the 20th, FML.

Today, i just dropped 30$ on a N64, another 70$ on 3 games for it, one of which doesnt even work, there is a no return policy.

FML

LOL N64

LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE CAUSE HE'S A STUPID ****ING ****, FML.

I always seem to want the guys who are no good for me, FML

The one person I want to talk to isn't replying to my texts because her phone is being gay as hell.

FML

I want to go get stupidly drunk but nobody is out tonight. FML.

still cant forget the girl i loved for 7 years, even proposed to who left blaming me for being too emotionally charged among other things like stalking which i wud never even dream of ,and married a guy in highschool straight off after 4 months and lost her virginity and 2 years later gave me false hope only to make her fiance tell me what had been going on and then continue to torture me with the ways they liked to **** for the next few months. been a year and a half and my cognitive abilities themselves are crumbling away as i stay at home and am unable to even do highschool math! 😄

**** MY LIFE!!!!!!!

I'm hungry and there's no food. FML.

No matter what I do, I can't lose weight mmm. FML.

Goddamn it. Today in class we had a big speech we had to do. Afterwards, to better our public speaking, our professor told us to write a negative comment on a piece of paper about everyone up there, then she'd turn them into to us toward the end. I recieved only five, and I was happy, since I noticed my flaws, but one chick really annoyed me, and I sorta went a little red with her negative criticism, luckily it was all turned in anonymously, but in each hurtful comment, I wrote my full name on the paper.... FML...