Indiana Jones first appeared

Started by queeq27 pages

Mystery is one thing, balatantly explaining the origins of civlisation by the arrival of a flying saucers taht actually takes off at the end, that's the big problem. It's not about whethe it's real, it's about some kind of believability in the Indy universe. TAOS had quite little of that.

Originally posted by Kazenji
TAOS ??

should'nt it be KOTCS.

And still going on about aliens 😬

but yet its okay to accept the stories from the other films.....

TOAS

The
Aliens
Of
Shit

As in "Indiana Jones and the aliens of shit."

I know what ya mean. With my personal views on religion, on paper, the nature of the McGuffin in this one, should by all logic be the favorite.

But no.

Raiders, still rules TOAS by a million, million miles, and still feels the more realistic movie, almost inexplicably.

I agree with Queeq's assessment.

💃

I personally cannot believe that TAOS was made so un-Indylike by all these experienced people.

"Experienced at getting old, fat rich and lazy, maybe...." is the first phrase that popped into my head reading that.

Either that or they are all 'yes men' now. 😛

I can't get my head around it. Hmm... nice trick for the baddies in Indy 5.

😛

With so many possiblities you and I are summing up here, it's a miracle Indy4 was such a disappointment.

Indeed.

It makes you think it was deliberate and malicious.

Quite. Evil Koepp, Evil Lucas and Evil Spielberg.

Why didn't Ford object?

Because his mouth was full of Spielberg's contractual semen...?

Hmm... don't remember that scene from South Park.

It'll be on the DVD extras, no doubt. 😛

The X-rated deleted scenes.

It'll be interactive content with the "How many hillybillies will fit into their victim?" quiz game.

😂

After the debacle that was meant to be Indy IV, those poison arrows flying at him in Raiders ("Chuck! Star the engine!" etc) would look reeeeeeeallllllllllllll good now as an alternative to being "Deliveranced" to death.

Hehehehe...

And it's Jock, not Chuck.

Ha. So it it is.

Indeed. That mistake will mean you'll have to watch KOTCS again for punishment.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Id accept having to watch Raiders five more times though.
(Im way overdue anyhow)
You get KOTCS'd by the ending now, anyhow.... 🙁