Queeq. It like your style.
But I fear that attempting to bash a singer's thick skull would result in the certain destruction of your axe though.
A Les Paul is a heavy assed instrument.
But wrap it around the uberdense head of a singer, and it'll be destroyed. If their skull doesnt dent it horribly, the the uber black hole like mass of their ego, will doubtlessly reduce it to component atoms. 😛