Create a god or goddess

Dahseit.

God of sex, food, sleep, drugs, money and music.

I mean is there anything more to life that what I just mentioned. And don't bullshit me with some shit about caring about others. Have sex with the ***** with the huge **** and round ass or **** off.

Lord Ronan(can't think of a good name)

god of strength, intellect, empire expansion,civil order and city defene,battlelust and battle strategy,male fertility.

That's the third time you posted that

Originally posted by psycho gundam
gretzky? lemieux? orr? richard? howe?

you have some splaining to do.

I was joking.

The real legends of Hockey are Gretzky and Brodeur.

Richard is much more; in Quebec, he's a deity, part of the legend ^^

I've invented a bunch of gods/goddesses/what-have-you

Possibly my favorite is Nar, but explaining him in this thread would take too much time.

Short summary: He's the incarnation of the concept of evil. And ridiculously powerful (I'm talking "hand PR Beyonder his ass" levels of power here)

Yet he still loses in the end....

Name: Jo. G
Power: Most powerful character ever created. His capable of destroying the Omniverse with less less effort then it would take a normal person to breath........... plus he gains the power of ever character created on this board, and every character ever created anywhere in anytime, in any thought .

Weakness: Waffles, Bacon, Space Cakes, Hot Ladies With a Fat Ass, Red Wine, these 5 items must within the same place in order fo Jo. G to be subdued.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
I've invented a bunch of gods/goddesses/what-have-you

Possibly my favorite is Nar, but explaining him in this thread would take too much time.

Short summary: He's the incarnation of the concept of evil. And ridiculously powerful (I'm talking "hand PR Beyonder his ass" levels of power here)

Yet he still loses in the end....

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Dahseit.

God of sex, food, sleep, drugs, money and music.

I mean is there anything more to life that what I just mentioned. And don't bullshit me with some shit about caring about others. Have sex with the ***** with the huge **** and round ass or **** off.

Jon Feviedo.

Elaine Belloc passes her power to ME!
*evil laugh*

God: captain America
Aka: Steve rogers
Alignment: Lawful good.
Weapon of choice: shield
Special abilities: all allies get a bonus to thaco and ac equal to my level.
Also this god gets a bonus to thaco for each ally fighting within 100 yards
Dogma: protect the weak. Punish the wicked. Ensure fairness to all.
Feats: all feats available to fighter and paladin.
History: a storied soldier who's heroic actions passed almost a century, the captain fell one day in battle. It is said that upon his death Toaa himself reached down past the gates of heaven and bestowed demigodhood upon this mortal soul. Captain America is considered to be a level 40 fighter/ level 40 paladin /and 100% American.

^ r.i.p. captain america weep

King Randy

God of power, wisdom, jumping really high, thunderstorming, hotrods, firecrackers, money, and bikinis.

LORD LATER
god of procrastination

Originally posted by supremthor
Name: Jo. G
Power: Most powerful character ever created. His capable of destroying the Omniverse with less less effort then it would take a normal person to breath........... plus he gains the power of ever character created on this board, and every character ever created anywhere in anytime, in any thought .

Weakness: Waffles, Bacon, Space Cakes, Hot Ladies With a Fat Ass, Red Wine, these 5 items must within the same place in order fo Jo. G to be subdued.

lol space cakes

My God would be based on the Egyptian God Thoth.
Cremator who be thy name(God of Everything)

6foot10

1,000lbs

Intelligence(Immeasurable)
Strength(Incalculable)
Speed(Super Sonic)
Flight(Warp Speed)
Stamina(Immeasurable)
Durability(Totally Indestructible)
Agility(Meta-human)
Reflexes(Meta-human)

Powers(Complete Mastery of Magic and the Fundamentals forces of the Universe) Reality and Energy Manipulator. The most important weapon in this arsenal is his mind he can master anything by just gazing upon it

Thoth.
The Egyptians credited him as the author of all works of science, religion, philosophy, and magic.[36] The Greeks further declared him the inventor of astronomy, astrology, the science of numbers, mathematics, geometry, land surveying, medicine, botany, theology, civilized government, the alphabet, reading, writing, and oratory. They further claimed he was the true author of every work of every branch of knowledge, human and divine.[37]

Originally posted by Mindset
Why did you name him Nar?

I name most of my characters by typing randomly on the keyboard and then picking out a sequence of letters that sounds good.

For example:

htguiah gjkldashgiudsahi as

Possibilities in this string:

Guiah

Guid

Sahi

etc.

Originally posted by golem370
My God would be based on the Egyptian God Thoth.
Cremator who be thy name(God of Everything)

6foot10

1,000lbs

Intelligence(Immeasurable)
Strength(Incalculable)
Speed(Super Sonic)
Flight(Warp Speed)
Stamina(Immeasurable)
Durability(Totally Indestructible)
Agility(Meta-human)
Reflexes(Meta-human)

Powers(Complete Mastery of Magic and the Fundamentals forces of the Universe) Reality and Energy Manipulator. The most important weapon in this arsenal is his mind he can master anything by just gazing upon it

Thoth.
The Egyptians credited him as the author of all works of science, religion, philosophy, and magic.[36] The Greeks further declared him the inventor of astronomy, astrology, the science of numbers, mathematics, geometry, land surveying, medicine, botany, theology, civilized government, the alphabet, reading, writing, and oratory. They further claimed he was the true author of every work of every branch of knowledge, human and divine.[37]

Now that it is a real god. A being that influence society. Well done

Originally posted by Endless Mike
I've invented a bunch of gods/goddesses/what-have-you

Possibly my favorite is Nar, but explaining him in this thread would take too much time.

Short summary: He's the incarnation of the concept of evil. And ridiculously powerful (I'm talking "hand PR Beyonder his ass" levels of power here)

Yet he still loses in the end....

what are the other gods.

Thank you.

Originally posted by golem370
Thank you.

no problem