martial arts test

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Mindset Senior Member

This thread is great

Battlehammer Senior Member

Originally posted by chomperx9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BTqr6nIzs&feature=PlayList&p=20098485F53AA527&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

.......so are you going to admitt that not only were you wrong, but that Chuck Norris would beat Jet-Li the **** down

kgkg Vigilante

Originally posted by srankmissingnin

This is what Jet Li does:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR00LxqD2F8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSsMmRD3jM

That is badass

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by chomperx9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BTqr6nIzs&feature=PlayList&p=20098485F53AA527&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

And Brendan Frasier beat Jet Li in the Mummy 3! dur

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"
Originally posted by Mindset
This thread is great

I only read the last few posts.

But once I saw Srank's summary, and Battlehammer aggressively butchering grammar, I realized its potential for greatness.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
And Brendan Frasier beat Jet Li in the Mummy 3! dur
Jet Li had superpowers, right?

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by Battlehammer
.......so are you going to admitt that not only were you wrong, but that Chuck Norris would beat Jet-Li the **** down
again they have never fought so theres no proof who can beat who. dwarf

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by Mindset
Jet Li had superpowers, right?

Of course. Like he'd really fight Brendan Fraiser without superpowers. Jet Li isn't stupid.

Mindset Senior Member

lulz

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by Battlehammer
.......so are you going to admitt that not only were you wrong, but that Chuck Norris would beat Jet-Li the **** down
I dont think you can say with so much authority that norris would beat jet li...you could say norris is a more accomplished fighter

Battlehammer Senior Member

Originally posted by chomperx9
again they have never fought so theres no proof who can beat who. dwarf

oh no there loads of proof.

Jet-li was a dancer vs Chuck Norris a world class fighter, with roughly 180 plus fights, held numerous titles, jutisu expert, 8th degree black belt in tae kwen do and a karate black belt ect.

so yes there is a lot of proof and evidences that suggest Chuck Norris would beat the ever living shit out of Jet-Li

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Of course. Like he'd really fight Brendan Fraiser without superpowers. Jet Li isn't stupid.
but remember chuck norris is the only other man in history that can do the hadouken besides ken and ryu

Battlehammer Senior Member

Originally posted by Starscream M
I dont think you can say with so much authority that norris would beat jet li...you could say norris is a more accomplished fighter

actaully you can. Just becauses the two never fought does not mean you can't make an educated guess based on factaul information. Fact is based on knolwedge of both fighters Li would get shit stomp.

Battlehammer Senior Member

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Of course. Like he'd really fight Brendan Fraiser without superpowers. Jet Li isn't stupid.

not unless you have John durrean with you

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by Starscream M
I dont think you can say with so much authority that norris would beat jet li...you could say norris is a more accomplished fighter

In the same way that we can't say Bill Gates has a better chance of programing an operating system than Jet Li.

Jet Li made Linux. Truth?

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by Battlehammer
actaully you can. Just becauses the two never fought does not mean you can't make an educated guess based on factaul information. Fact is based on knolwedge of both fighters Li would get shit stomp.
exactly yours is just guesses. theres no evidence who can beat who. muhammad ali and lenux lewsi. have never fought. if muhammad was alive and still young my money would be on him but still theres no proof who can beat who i could be wrong.

Original Smurph tu quoqumber

Originally posted by Philosophía
It's only natural since Jet Li is beating Dick.
I guess that makes Jet Li a dickbeater.

srankmissingnin VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by chomperx9
exactly yours is just guesses. theres no evidence who can beat who. muhammad ali and lenux lewsi. have never fought. if muhammad was alive and still young my money would be on him but still theres no proof who can beat who i could be wrong.

I'm not sure, but there just may be a subtle difference between a theoretical fight between two world class fighters, and a theoretical fight between one world class fighter and a dancer.

Battlehammer Senior Member
Originally posted by chomperx9
exactly yours is just guesses. theres no evidence who can beat who. muhammad ali and lenux lewsi. have never fought. if muhammad was alive and still young my money would be on him but still theres no proof who can beat who i could be wrong.

yes thetre is evidences however to say one is better then the other.

all evidences and I mean all points to Chuck Norris stomping Jet-Li. There no evidences to say other wises.

a smaller, weaker dancer vs a larger, stronger world little holder, who crazy amount of fights under his belt, who has both a strong stand up game and ground game.........not really hard to see who wins.

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
In the same way that we can't say Bill Gates has a better chance of programing an operating system than Jet Li.

Jet Li made Linux. Truth?

nah poor analogy

jet li isn't just some chump...he has extensive training in martial arts...the fact he hasn't competed doesn't take away his awesome physical abilities and training and toughness

now, certainly, I'd put my money on norris in a fight...but to say it would be a shitstomp is unfair