Movie character Mortal Kombat.....

Originally posted by Blinky
Nah things are ghey upon birth, or didn't yeh know?

*Grabs his heart in pain*

Wouldn't it be "grabs ass in pain", given the context?

Originally posted by Menetnashté
Marv "Sin City"
Ivan Drago "Rocky IV"
Lt. Col. Caldwell (Sean Connery) "Presidio"
Frank Martin "Transporter"
Lu Yan "Forbidden Kingdom"
Danny "Unleashed"
Lord Marshal "Chronicles of Riddick"
Ash "Army Of Darkness"
John McClain "Live Free or Die Hard"
Tyler Durden "Fight Club"

No skill? Like all he did was throw lazy hay-makers and such?

John McClane wouldnt last ten seconds in MK.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
John McClane wouldnt last ten seconds in MK.

Yeah, he'd last 10 seconds.

You're also just saying that out of spite, because Riggs didn't even make the list.

McClane and Riggs would both die quickly. Fact.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane and Riggs would both die quickly. Fact.

I agree.

Riggs would die quicker. Fact.

Nope. Riggs is a trained martial artist, McClane aint. Fact.

Every single Jet li character

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nope. Riggs is a trained martial artist, McClane aint. Fact.

Rigg's sharted out a few sloppy back-kicks, I wouldn't go that far.

McClane's damage sponge would carry him further in the beat-down they'd both receive.

Indeed. One must unsheath their tongue from the posterior of Riggs when making these comparisons.

I agree instead with Robtard: Despite his the added weight support from the gh-ey community, Riggs is a weepy poser with some basic kicks and basic holds and strikes.

McClane would punch Riggs' head in and break his neck and throw Rigg's remains to Sub-zero so he can make little gheycubes from Riggs' many tears.

Sure he would. The Outworld fighters are martial artists. McClane against a trained martial artist.....well, with no SUV's around, we all know what happens.

Dead cop.

McClane vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground bleeding, Scorpion prepares to administer the death blow. McClane has a sudden burst of adrenaline grabs Scorpion around the waist and unleashes body blows on Scorpion..."I'm gonna ****ing cook ya, I'm gonna ****ing eat ya!!!"...Scorpion, unfazed, Bends McClane over and shoves his harpoon up McClane's ass, making a McClane ka bob.

McClane versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Sub Zero in a headlock, screaming "You shoulda heard your brother squeal, when I broke his ****ing neck!!!!"......Sub Zero laughs, places his hand on McClane's bald head, and makes a McClanesicle outta him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground bleeding, Scorpion prepares to administer the death blow. McClane has a sudden burst of adrenaline grabs Scorpion around the waist and unleashes body blows on Scorpion..."I'm gonna ****ing cook ya, I'm gonna ****ing eat ya!!!"...Scorpion, unfazed, Bends McClane over and shoves his harpoon up McClane's ass, making a McClane ka bob.

McClane versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Sub Zero in a headlock, screaming "You shoulda heard your brother squeal, when I broke his ****ing neck!!!!"......Sub Zero laughs, places his hand on McClane's bald head, and makes a McClanesicle outta him.

Your need for homoerotic aside, McClane would lose to either magical super-ninja, as noted above/before.

But he wouldn't lose as quickly or as pathetically as Riggs, maybe if you bring in his chocolate delight, Murtaugh, he might last as long as McClane, maybe.

McClane and Riggs would lose to any of the Outworld fighters. Neither are world class fighters. There is a reason that very few fighters in the world are invited to participate in MK.

Originally posted by Robtard

But he wouldn't lose as quickly or as pathetically as Riggs, maybe if you bring in his chocolate delight, Murtaugh, he might last as long as McClane, maybe.

Actually they'd all die seconds after the fight starts.

Originally posted by Placidity
Actually they'd all die seconds after the fight starts.

Them winning wasn't the issue. Lasting longer is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane and Riggs would lose to any of the Outworld fighters. Neither are world class fighters. There is a reason that very few fighters in the world are invited to participate in MK.

Well, I'd agree that Riggs isnt world class.

But McClane kills much better (world class) trained killers than Riggs, and kills more of them.

Ergo: McClane is closer to world class than Riggs.