Movie character Mortal Kombat.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground bleeding, Scorpion prepares to administer the death blow. McClane has a sudden burst of adrenaline grabs Scorpion around the waist and unleashes body blows on Scorpion..."I'm gonna ****ing cook ya, I'm gonna ****ing eat ya!!!"...Scorpion, unfazed, Bends McClane over and shoves his harpoon up McClane's ass, making a McClane ka bob.

McClane versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Sub Zero in a headlock, screaming "You shoulda heard your brother squeal, when I broke his ****ing neck!!!!"......Sub Zero laughs, places his hand on McClane's bald head, and makes a McClanesicle outta him.

McClane Vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground and bleeding, with he waits for Scorpion to come within gloating range and thrusts out with kick and catches Scorpion straight in the scorpion family jewels, McClane stands while Scorpion tries to recover his two best friends and launches a triple southpaw right hook combo then a big Southpaw left uppercut to finish and chokes him to death when the immortal words "Finish him" are uttered.

McClane Versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Subzero in the headlock,
and due to McClane's luck, Subzero is unable to get his ice attacks off and after the dead brother taunt, (which now refers to Scorpion) he breaks Sub Zero's neck and burns the body with his Zippo, just to make sure.

Originally posted by Robtard
Them winning wasn't the issue. Lasting longer is.

Yes, I'm aware of that. The point was, the both die quickly, without anyone necessarily lasting longer.

Its like, Scorpion impales both of them in the head - who lasts longer? 😉

McClane.

BTW... This is what Sub-Zero will do to punks like McClane and Riggs.

watch from 1:55

YouTube video

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane Vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground and bleeding, with he waits for Scorpion to come within gloating range and thrusts out with kick and catches Scorpion straight in the scorpion family jewels, McClane stands while Scorpion tries to recover his two best friends and launches a triple southpaw right hook combo then a big Southpaw left uppercut to finish and chokes him to death when the immortal words "Finish him" are uttered.

McClane Versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Subzero in the headlock,
and due to McClane's luck, Subzero is unable to get his ice attacks off and after the dead brother taunt, (which now refers to Scorpion) he breaks Sub Zero's neck and burns the body with his Zippo, just to make sure.

Originally posted by Placidity
BTW... This is what Sub-Zero will do to punks like McClane and Riggs.

watch from 1:55

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Man, I REALLY hope you are kidding.....

Maybe about the zippo part. 😉

(The guy would have to be doused in petrol or something for that to work.)

Originally posted by Menetnashté
Too bad movie Sub Zero takes and hour to do anything...

Indeed. Too much poncing about.

By the time a blow could land, McClane'd have already killed the guy, gone for lunch, made a few drunken enraged/borderline abusive phonecalls to Holly, then proceeded to the post office to send the carcass back home to a weeping Missus Zero. 😮‍💨

The kids will scream and cry and it'll be a tough xmas that year.

For Old Mrs Scorpion too; who relied on Sub Zero to take her grocery shopping each week.

And what about little Jimmy who Sub Zero was teaching basketball to, to keep him off the streets and outta trouble with the rest of the neighbourhood crackhead kids...?

So, as we can see. Its not whether or not McClane should bring death to either of thse fighters, (as he could) but whether or not he should.

"And knowing the answer is half the battle." 😛

Originally posted by Menetnashté
Too bad movie Sub Zero takes and hour to do anything...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats a joke, right?

Originally posted by Menetnashté
Maybe I'm mistaken it's been a minute since I've seen the thing, but I remember him sitting there for like 5 minutes charging the ice up when he was about to fight Lui Kang...who killed him with water.