remember when eazy roasted dre
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And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all
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Because Im black and I'm back
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And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all and
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today i killed the smartest most obnoxious fly ever.
thought it was a bee at first because it was giant.
flew into my bedroom and i shut the door so that he couldnt escape.
it must have dodged at least a dozen t-shirt whips. giant fast ****er.
then the 747 shitliner dives to the floor, flies under the door, and escapes.
so i'm like 'f*ck it' and shut the door to keep it out,
hoping i did manage to hit it and it flew somewhere to die.
watch like 3 minutes of tv and the hellspawned POS is back in my room.
so i grabbed a couple of tshirts, threw them on the floor to block the space under the door,
and i said "now you can't leave". upgraded to underwear-whip, sacrificing brute force for better accuracy
took a shot. missed again.
about to lose my shit until it flies back toward my door.
does the same exact diving pattern, see's the space blocked, and lands on wall near the floor.
let loose with my hanes whip and scored a direct hit.
resisted the urge to scream primordially.
said it like
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Hush hush hush, here comes the boogeyman. Don't let him come to close to you he'll catch you if he can.