Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i was thinking of going out and getting a handjob from your mom, but its a cloudy rainy sunday so i'm feelin lazy. think i'll stay in.
my mom's got some rough looking hands bro. must be hereditary. she's got those old crypt keeper looking hands.
you're better off going for my grandma dude. she's old school. only worked around the house so she doesn't have those rough palms.
as for me, i'm being lazy. going to get up and get on the treadmill in my garage, meal prep, drop off some clothes at the dry cleaner, and clean up dog poop before the gardner gets here
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
what she do with that grip tho
i'm sure she has a strong grip but the callouses will probably hurt you bro. it would crush your fragile little pink thing like squeezing a little smoky and watching it ooze between your fingers.
go for the softer grip. the more feminine grip