The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i used to work on the nj turnpike (seasonal help) and part of that job was removing dead deer from the roadside. we'd lift it onto a pickup bed, drive it back to the district building, and they'd dig a huge hole with an excavator to bury it.

one day we found one freshly killed. she had a broken neck but everything else was intact, probably peaked her head out and got hammered by an 18-wheeler. we then noticed that she had a very bloated belly and milk streaming from her nipples. long story short: we suspected her of being pregnant, so when we took her back to base, i took on the task of cutting her open to see if there was a fawn that needed to be saved.

anyway, she was empty. must have just given birth and was nursing, so not only was it a gruesome waste of time but there was also the knowledge of some tiny fawn starving to death in the woods. all-around shitty day, really.

This story #triggered feelings of sadness in me 🙁

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i used to work on the nj turnpike (seasonal help) and part of that job was removing dead deer from the roadside. we'd lift it onto a pickup bed, drive it back to the district building, and they'd dig a huge hole with an excavator to bury it.

one day we found one freshly killed. she had a broken neck but everything else was intact, probably peaked her head out and got hammered by an 18-wheeler. we then noticed that she had a very bloated belly and milk streaming from her nipples. long story short: we suspected her of being pregnant, so when we took her back to base, i took on the task of cutting her open to see if there was a fawn that needed to be saved.

anyway, she was empty. must have just given birth and was nursing, so not only was it a gruesome waste of time but there was also the knowledge of some tiny fawn starving to death in the woods. all-around shitty day, really.

Originally posted by Robtard
This story #triggered feelings of sadness in me 🙁

Me also Rob, we are snowflakes, it happens in Middle age...

i stopped eating red meat for over a year after that. not because of the gore but rather because the insides looked totally human. took a long time to bleach that shit out of my brain.

Well this became a depressing thread pretty quickly

you started it with that deadbeat dad story and the poor abandoned daddy-issues girl who'll probably end up on the pole. my feels-story was quite nerfed in comparison to yours.

uhuh

hey gang i'm here to brighten your spirits did you know that i stubbed my toe walking over to my desk just now well i did have a great day everyone i love you

the thought of axel suffering does bring me joy. thanks ax.

Originally posted by Ax3l
hey gang i'm here to brighten your spirits did you know that i stubbed my toe walking over to my desk just now well i did have a great day everyone i love you

How's your asshole doing these days, ax?

did it hurt? did you break it? is it bleeding? did you cry? did you scream? what did you scream out? so many questions!

its fine i mean it hurt for a second but its okay but like why does god let bad things happen to good people

Originally posted by Ax3l
hey gang i'm here to brighten your spirits did you know that i stubbed my asshole walking over to my desk just now well i did have a great day everyone i love you

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
did it hurt? did you break it? is it bleeding? did you cry? did you scream? what did you scream out? so many questions!

Originally posted by Ax3l
its fine i mean it hurt for a second but its okay but like why does god let bad things happen to good people

🙂

its hard to walk away from a stubbed ******* and nobody knows that fact better than me

My wife!

Gorlaaaami

Maaarghereeeeti

nailed it

I'm the snowest of snowflakes

Standing in a pub on my own because I felt bad using their toilet without buying anything