The General Discussion Thread

You guys are shitting on my feels with these stories. Axl in particular. Genuinely heartbreaking

Owner of a lonely *******

Much better than an owner of a broken *******

I chilled with some Kendal peeps who were through London today, good to see some friendly and cool af faces

Why does a half pint disappear much quicker than a full pint?

Twice as quickly I would gather, all factors equalized

Originally posted by Ax3l
why does god let bad things happen to good people

It's because you touch yourself at night.

Originally posted by Robtard
Twice as quickly I would gather, all factors equalized

Depends on the human been tho

Drinking makes me sentimental and depressed

I will go to heaven, you won't go to heaven, I will go to heaven and I won't see you there

Originally posted by Scribble
I will go to heaven, you won't go to heaven, I will go to heaven and I won't see you there

Ah but Scribble, you only won't see that person in heaven if you don't want to see them. Because if it was truly heaven, you'd be able to see all the folk you want.

To me heaven would be a place you'd enjoy to be. So if you love booze and there is no booze in heaven, it's not heaven. Not truly.

It doesn't have to be like this, killer whales

Originally posted by Surtur
Ah but Scribble, you only won't see that person in heaven if you don't want to see them. Because if it was truly heaven, you'd be able to see all the folk you want.

To me heaven would be a place you'd enjoy to be. So if you love booze and there is no booze in heaven, it's not heaven. Not truly.

Today's game is "Guess to what degree Scribble's nascent NPD affects his reasonable judgement"

Originally posted by Scribble
Yeah but dem mother****ers ain't gonna make it anyway because I'm a perfect human being and those pieces of shit slighted me and won't gain access to the spoils of glory that await me

Well you are correct it is true they won't make it.

Because it doesn't exist, zing!

Just let me imagine an imaginary place where all of those that hurt me suffer ok

Originally posted by Scribble
Just let me imagine an imaginary place where all of those that hurt me suffer ok

I will let you imagine.

I don't really want people to have slighted me to suffer, I actually want them to lead full and complex lives that represent their individual identities and I want them to ultimately be happy

But I am but a standard-issue human with all the flaws and bitterness intact