The General Discussion Thread

!!!!!!!!!!!! Monkey addicted to gasoline caught stealing gas from a motorcycle in Thailand.

I want that f*cking monkey. Best monkey ever to exist.

In the video he appears to just have straight up yanked the fuel line out and drank from it.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/11/07/Gas-addicted-monkey-caught-drinking-fuel-from-parked-motorcycles/9381510081927/

Not unusual. An baby Elephant tried to steal my wallet once in Thailand.

I want to adopt that monkey. I promise to feed it gasoline once a day. I also have anti-freeze if the monkey wants dessert.

Originally posted by socool8520
Not unusual. An baby Elephant tried to steal my wallet once in Thailand.

But I be done seen about everything, when I see an elephant attempt to steal a wallet.

Yeah. A guy was walking his baby elephant down the street and you could pay to feed it sugar cane and it will throw the baggie away and shake your hand. When I went ot give the money though he tried to take my wallet.

It was a cry for help to signify he wasn't being paid a proper wage.

He probably wasn't, but he was getting fat from the sugar cane. lol

There is a species pay gap that must be rectified.

How does someone get a baby elephant I want one

Originally posted by walshy
How does someone get a baby elephant I want one

Move to Thailand.

Probably best to move to Thailand.

I'm sure Thailand has wrestling too.

Maybe he can wrestle an elephant.

Watch out Thailand here I come, for your baby elephants

I want you to perform the Outsiders Edge on a baby elephant.

Originally posted by walshy
Watch out Thailand here I come, for your baby elephants

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm sure Thailand has wrestling too.

Maybe he can wrestle an elephant.

They have muay thai. Some of the bars had rings where you could watch a show while you drink.

Wouldn't everyone want a baby elephant

Well, the food bill and clean up would be a pain in the ass unless you own a reserve somewhere. If you could make a pygmy elephant that never gets bigger than a dog then I'd get one

I’m ready almost

Originally posted by walshy
Wouldn't everyone want a baby elephant

Nah. I want a honey badger. With the word "honey" in its name I assume they are sweet and gentle animals.