This guy tonight, nick, I’ve known him for years but he was obviously really drunk. I went to bar to get a glass of water for my mate so she could take her tablets and I said “hey nick, u alright, ur looking well” and he said “so are you, ur looking real well” like in a real creepy pervert voice. Then another guy I know said “you just getting water?” And I explained it was for my mate, then nick said to kev behind the bar “get her a pint to pour over those gorgeous titties” awehuhs
At that point I just walked away like ‘yeah ok great talking to you ya dick’ awehawe