Originally posted by Scribble
Make sure you say it before noon because that's when April Fool's ends and then it'll become true and Jesus will actually raise from the dead and make the dinner really awkward as there might not be enough food to go around or he might have gone vegan or something
It will be long after noon that I say it. Don't worry, I guarantee you none of these people would have any clue as to the fact April Fools ends at noon. Remember: they believe in a sky god.
If Jesus actually came back it would be awesome. Zombies are cool.