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is that a yes

Originally posted by taft
I play Captain Jack in the theme park

You must spend a lot of money on make-up.

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dicks

Originally posted by Scythe
A boy bought a parrot at a pet shop one day and decided to take it home and teach it how to say dirty words. When he went overboard, and the parrot cussed at him uncontrollably, he decided to teach it manners. One day the boy had guests over and the parrot told them to "F*ck off like the motherf*ckers that they are." The boy got pissed and threw the parrot in the freezer, and he sat there listening to the parrot scream profanity of the urban kind. After two minutes, the boy opened the freezer and the parrot said:

"I'm terribly sorry for dishonering you old boy, I promise I will rethink my abnormal shenanigans so as to not cause you any more indecent frustration, but seriously man, what the f*ck did the chicken do?!?!"

Heh, freezer parrot.

Originally posted by Scythe
You must spend a lot of money on make-up.

Disney pays for it all

Originally posted by taft
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&search=seven%20nation%20army&startZoom=1

Seven Nation Army

Originally posted by Scythe
A boy bought a parrot at a pet shop one day and decided to take it home and teach it how to say dirty words. When he went overboard, and the parrot cussed at him uncontrollably, he decided to teach it manners. One day the boy had guests over and the parrot told them to "F*ck off like the motherf*ckers that they are." The boy got pissed and threw the parrot in the freezer, and he sat there listening to the parrot scream profanity of the urban kind. After two minutes, the boy opened the freezer and the parrot said:

"I'm terribly sorry for dishonering you old boy, I promise I will rethink my abnormal shenanigans so as to not cause you any more indecent frustration, but seriously man, what the f*ck did the chicken do?!?!"

Originally posted by taft
Disney pays for it all

I see. I sat on a Mickey Mouse spork today and it hurt my ass cheeky.

Should watch where you sit

whwhwhhwhwhwhwhwhwh

Originally posted by taft
Should watch where you sit

More like, should not spork where I sit.

Originally posted by Scythe
More like, should not spork where I sit.

That too

I called my friend up, to see if he wanted to party, he said no because he's busy 'porkin' it'

I hung up

nice

I could have sworn my computer clock said it was only 12:55 just two seconds ago.

I realized that I've known my friend Jacob for more than 10 years now. I find it amazing that in our entire 10 years of knowing eachother I've called him "Jack-Obb"

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Um-Brella

Theres a KMC group on facebook mmm

More like, Facebook has a KMC group. Is it cool, who and who are on it?