The General Discussion Thread

Started by ~Wålshy~22,321 pages

oh do tell

my night was crazy too though

i wanked for so long that my penis got swollen and it still won't go down

you didnt get laid did you

how do you run yourself over

listening to east 17

Well tuesday - friday I was on Holiday (jam) and we got back on friday night and instantly went and found a party, got juiced up beyond belief, I got drained of my penal fluids (awehuhs) by a girl, got drunker, was wrestling with a few friends then I got dropkicked in the face by one of them, cracked the bridge of my nose, I was laughing too hard to care, eventually the girl who blew me cleaned me up with tissue and then we got off for the rest of the night before I passed out due to extreme cider consumption.

Pretty much.

Was fun.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
my night was crazy too though

i wanked for so long that my penis got swollen and it still won't go down

awebrow
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you didnt get laid did you
Close to it. stoned Only a short while until I do, really.

no way

did you go to the hospital

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
awebrow
Close to it. stoned Only a short while until I do, really.
LONG story

i hate you

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
did you go to the hospital
Nah, it's not too bad now, I think it just needs to not be dropkicked again for a while
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
LONG story

i hate you

I have the time! awehuhs

was the girl that drained your penal fluid the girl you liked

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
was the girl that drained your penal fluid the girl you liked
Sadly not, she wasn't there. She was the girl I woke up lying next to that time, and the girl I got off with all night in the party in the woods the day I got my haircut.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Nah, it's not too bad now, I think it just needs to not be dropkicked again for a while
I have the time! awehuhs
sure you broke it?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
sure you broke it?
Probably not broken completely, just damaged and bruised and maybe fractured

My dream job is leaf blower

its not actually a long story i was just watching crappy porn and i stretched out my time while i was doing it then when i finally did it and cleaned myself up i noticed my dick was bright red then like i put it away for a few hours then after a while i go for another but then im like oh god what the hell? i had to ask ABS if she could help

i cant believe you get blow jobs now and i have swollen penises

tell me everything about this blow job details

oh i need a piss again
last time was so much trouble