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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
its not actually a long story i was just watching crappy porn and i stretched out my time while i was doing it then when i finally did it and cleaned myself up i noticed my dick was bright red then like i put it away for a few hours then after a while i go for another but then im like oh god what the hell? i had to ask ABS if she could help

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i cant believe you get blow jobs now and i have swollen penises

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
tell me everything about this blow job details

Last inbetweeners episode was depressing

but awesome

I took a chance, and it backfired. I thought I was going to fart, and I shit myself.

like where duration how it all came about 😊 tell me

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Last inbetweeners episode was depressing

but awesome

I took a chance, and it backfired. I thought I was going to fart, and I shit myself.

i thought it was kinda sweet and sad :'😉 then at the end they all get in the car and like the message is 'in the end you always have your friends 😊'

actually i guess inbetweeners relates to you in progressing with girls mmm maybe you don't end up the same way though

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
like where duration how it all came about 😊 tell me

Duration? About 8-9 minutes.

How it came? awebrow Well, not to be crude, but in her mouth and that. aweherm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
haermm oh yeah

i thought it was kinda sweet and sad :'😉 then at the end they all get in the car and like the message is 'in the end you always have your friends 😊'

actually i guess inbetweeners relates to you in progressing with girls mmm maybe you don't end up the same way though

Inbetweeners definitely does, reminds me kinds of the episode where Simon gets a handjob, it's like they get further each time kinda, like me or something

I reckon my first proper relationship will be like Jay's

Is that a euphamism

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Where? Bathroom.

Duration? About 8-9 minutes.

How it came? awebrow Well, not to be crude, but in her mouth and that. aweherm

oh very clever awehawe

did she swallow? 😱

and were you like straight up about it like hey ***** suck my dick or what

How much lego can you stuff up your bum

Oh for christ's sake!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
thats good right? i mean like thats a good length of time isn't it?

oh very clever awehawe

did she swallow? 😱

and were you like straight up about it like hey ***** suck my dick or what

Nah, she didn't, you know that a girl swallowing is equal to 1000 calories for them? Yeah

Nah, we were talking and cuddling on the sofa for a while, then she was like, "meet me upstairs in a minute" in like a seductive way or something, so I went up and she grabbed me and pushed me in the bathroom and then you know the rest really

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Yeah, it was sweet awehuhs Poor Jay and Simon

Inbetweeners definitely does, reminds me kinds of the episode where Simon gets a handjob, it's like they get further each time kinda, like me or something

I reckon my first proper relationship will be like Jay's

always thought id give you your first blow job

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you going to go out with that girl that gave you a blow job or ?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I dunno, first time for me and that, I guess it is

Nah, she didn't, you know that a girl swallowing is equal to 1000 calories for them? Yeah

Nah, we were talking and cuddling on the sofa for a while, then she was like, "meet me upstairs in a minute" in like a seductive way or something, so I went up and she grabbed me and pushed me in the bathroom and then you know the rest really

oh man that sounds so hot

were you like helping her out and bouncing her head on your dick or something

Let me reiterate: I loudly shit myself in front of the school

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I dunno yet, don't know if we'd suit an actual relationship or anything

they're doing season 1 again next thurs

where did you go on holiday

was it a real holiday or did you go to like glasgow

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
haermm

oh man that sounds so hot

were you like helping her out and bouncing her head on your dick or something

this is the second time iv listened to this song today

george michael - outside

so wrong