Even ask your mom " yo mom's, you want dad to eat out your *******?" She'll say yes and your dad will be like " why, I don't want to do that"
"Oh Stanley you used to do it all the time"
" God dammit woman, I'm not some ass eating machine, give me a ****ing break" and then they fight and break up and divorce all because of you. Dammit welshy how could you ruin your whole family like this.