if you can't do something right, don't do it at all
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Originally posted by Bashar Teg if you can't do something right, don't do it at all
So that explains why you've never had sex.
With a woman, anyways.
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
careful, that glass house of yours is losing its structural integrity
PH
Piggle HumsyWiggle4life
🙂
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
ferrets are smart af. dogs are retarded in comparison
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
intelligence scale:
ferret>parrot>walshy>cat>dog>turtle>surt>seaslug
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SurturRestricted
Originally posted by Bashar Teg careful, that glass house of yours is losing its structural integrity
U know it was funny and also truthful, which makes it even funnier.
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BlakemoreRestricted
what is a walshy?
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BlakemoreRestricted
walshy has plain pizza with plain ice cream
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
Originally posted by Surtur U know it was funny and also truthful, which makes it even funnier.
...in your mind
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SurturRestricted
🙂
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
it's weird because you're actually a shut-in who will never get laid again, and the one gf you actually did have 10+ years ago cheated on you. twice
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Originally posted by Bashar Teg it's weird because you're actually a shut-in who will never get laid again, and the one gf you actually did have 10+ years ago cheated on you. twice
One day you'll kiss a girl who isn't your aunt.
I promise.
😉
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
I actually had these Southern fried chicken steaks from one stop and then a white chocolate magnum
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
whos dumb enough to get cheated on twice by the same person. anyone? show of hands?
not you, walshy. put your hand down, we know
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Originally posted by Bashar Teg whos dumb enough to get cheated on twice by the same person. anyone? show of hands?
not you, walshy. put your hand down, we know
Bro why do you hate hillary?
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Bashar TegSenior Mentat
weren't you clued in when her pussy tasted like axe body spray?
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BlakemoreRestricted
Originally posted by walshy I actually had these Southern fried chicken steaks from one stop and then a white chocolate magnum