The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.

I admit I was young and I believed her when she said she wasn't a whore.

Originally posted by walshy
Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend

Yeah, luckily you found that alpaca willing to overlook your small size(and that you were short)

We're both so lucky, amirite? It's like leprechauns blessed us

Originally posted by walshy
Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend

😂

Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.

So basically you had sloppy seconds if you think about it

Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.

that's how you win gonorrhea and chlamydia

If she's a cheater I doubt it was just seconds.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
intelligence scale:

ferret>parrot>walshy>cat>dog>turtle>surt>seaslug

No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N

Shit so he's sleeping with the alpaca tonight!

Originally posted by Surtur
The hilarious part is she got impregnated and then the dude went to jail and now she's a single mom trying to scrape by.

Too funny. If I wasn't an atheist I'd almost believe in God cuz of that.

what did her child do to deserve poverty, much to your mirth?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
what did her child do to deserve poverty, much to your mirth?

He was born 🙂

Shut up, Piggle and make Welshy a sandwich

And cut the crusts off too piggle don't f*cking skimp

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N

okay but i'm pretty sure a cat would do no better at any of these dilemmas/tasks/questions

Depends on the cat, Toonces could handle that shit.

Originally posted by walshy
Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend

my intelligence scale stands as it is. i bet bosley never wounded surt with such subtlety and stealth

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
my intelligence scale stands as it is. i bet bosley never wounded surt with such subtlety and stealth

I'm glad walshy helped you avoid the fact you've never kissed a girl.

He's a good friend.

^^ previous gf was from his high school years, and she cucked him so hard that he has been dating on and off with pretend women ever since

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
^^ previous gf was from his high school years, and she cucked him so hard that he has been dating on and off with pretend women ever since

Not what I said tho.

Neck exercises was a perfectly good answer!

Originally posted by walshy
Neck exercises was a perfectly good answer!

YOU'RE a perfectly good answer!