The General Discussion Thread

Started by Dave_9722,321 pages
Originally posted by Wonder Man
Dave 97. Cupid 💘 is very talented.

I forgot my last post and thought you were flirting with me for a second

I'm so lonely.

I’m ready to go

u seem thirsty gurl

Dave 97 there’s 94 million miles the light travels to reach earth 🌍 just so you can have 8 perfect minutes of sex. As light takes 8 minutes to reach earth.

Nice

I really only use like three apps

I can't even last 8 mins. What do I do with the remaining 6? Cuddle? Pfft

Can't beat a good cuddle

You know quantum mechanics? Reduce your conduct before sex and then improve your performance. Then you’ll last.

Originally posted by walshy
Can't beat a good cuddle

Cwtch

Exactly

I’m having chicken in a sundried tomato pesto sauce

hungry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I’m having chicken in a sundried tomato pesto sauce

hungry

Sounds good.

Looks like we're both having a chicken dish today, I'm trying this Hawaiian chicken recipe tonight.

Imagine an arrow going straight into the tendon between your kneecap and shin? It'd really make you paralysed.

Originally posted by Surtur
Sounds good.

Looks like we're both having a chicken dish today, I'm trying this Hawaiian chicken recipe tonight.

Assuming urs has pineapple.. so automatic 👎🏼

I’ve decided to start using my brothers gym twice a week

Hawaiian pizza was actually a Canadian invention, as was pepperoni... I know, mad.

Like he doesn’t own a gym. I mean the gym room in his house.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Like he doesn’t own a gym. I mean the gym room in his house.
Tell Welshy to grow up and put meat on his pizza!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Assuming urs has pineapple.. so automatic 👎🏼

Your face is an automatic 👎🏼