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Speaking of D&D Scrib how do you feel about them getting rid of racial abilities cuz of the woke crowd lol

My buddy got me a d20 for my birthdaits made of glass.
The one has been replaced with "f*CK" the 20 with "YEET"

Originally posted by Scribble
My rogue-fighter will be referred to only with female pronouns. I.e., "she shat on the floor"

My mage informs your character they could use magic to change your gender, but that they won't.

I'm chaotic evil

So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t*tties.

Originally posted by Dave_97
So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t*tties.

On purpose or by accident

Originally posted by Scribble
My rogue-fighter will be referred to only with female pronouns. I.e., "she shat on the floor"
haermm

Scrib did you see they are making a new live action D&D show?

Originally posted by Surtur
Speaking of D&D Scrib how do you feel about them getting rid of racial abilities cuz of the woke crowd lol
It's not a thing, they literally just added a homebrew method for changing racial abilities in a separate book. The woke crowd are actually annoyed it isn't 'inclusive' enough

I think it's a fine option. I've always been happy to forego racial ability score modifiers if a player so wants. An individual character is often meant to be unique, and not in line with their species characteristics. But for example one player I know just wanted to change the +1 and +2 around in the racial modifiers the race already had. Also a totally fine choice.

I generally play vanlla RAW myself but that's just me.

A wild Dave appears. Do you A) do buttsecks, B) cast homo repellent spell or C) kill him?

https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/dungeons-and-dragons-5e/news/dnd-live-action-tv-series-in-development

With the proper writing it could be really good.

Originally posted by Scribble
It's not a thing, they literally just added a homebrew method for changing racial abilities in a separate book. The woke crowd are actually annoyed it isn't 'inclusive' enough

I think it's a fine option. I've always been happy to forego racial ability score modifiers if a player so wants. An individual character is often meant to be unique, and not in line with their species characteristics. But for example one player I know just wanted to change the +1 and +2 around in the racial modifiers the race already had. Also a totally fine choice.

I generally play vanlla RAW myself but that's just me.

Some do make sense. Like a gnome being physically weaker than an orc

Originally posted by Surtur
My mage informs your character they could use magic to change your gender, but that they won't.

I'm chaotic evil

My character is female tho, they don't need to change genders, they were born a girl, Fleur, to Hans and Greta Shiter, in Parcifax, the most eastern county of Shagsbaten. Branded as heretics, Hans and Greta entrusted the young, pants-shitting Fleur to Ornstein the Dragon Rider, to train her in the ways of fighting, hiding, dragon-riding, as well as the ancient lost art of victorious floor-shitting.

Originally posted by Surtur
Some do make sense. Like a gnome being physically weaker than an orc
Maybe this gnome is just super strong. The idea of a fantasy setting where a gnome couldn't beat an orc in arm-wrestling sounds super boring. It'd make it reality-lite, not fantasy.

If every gnome beat every orc it'd be weird. But the rolls already show that crazy things can be done. So why not have a smallfolk be able to beat an orc in arm-wrestling?

A level 5 gnome fighter would already paste an NPC enemy orc anyway, like seven times over.

Originally posted by Scribble
My character is female tho, they don't need to change genders, they were born a girl, Fleur, to Hans and Greta Shiter, in Parcifax, the most eastern county of Shagsbaten. Branded as heretics, Hans and Greta entrusted the young, pants-shitting Fleur to Ornstein the Dragon Rider, to train her in the ways of fighting, hiding, dragon-riding, as well as the ancient lost art of victorious floor-shitting.

Shut up

*casts avasculate*

And now I'm completely lost.

Originally posted by Blakemore
A wild Dave appears. Do you A) do buttsecks, B) cast homo repellent spell or C) kill him?

I'd do me.

Originally posted by Blakemore
And now I'm completely lost.

http://dnd.arkalseif.info/spells/libris-mortis-the-book-of-undead--71/avasculate--1467/index.html

You shoot a ray of necromantic energy from your outstretched hand, causing any living creature struck by the ray to violently purge blood or other vital fluids through its skin.
You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to affect the subject.
If successful, the subject is reduced to half of its current hit points (rounded down) and stunned for 1 round.
On a successful Fortitude saving throw, the subject is not stunned.

I use cunning action to disengage, and then use my action to dash + my normal movement, taking me 90ft away from Surt's wizard

Also Surt's wizard has to roll over a 14 on a Perception check to find me as I am currently hidden in the shadows

Originally posted by Surtur
Scrib did you see they are making a new live action D&D show?